To: Moka of the Liberty Rogues

[Madvillain]

*incoming transmission*

So this is how you want it?
You be playing all nice with them junker folks , them Hessians and and... whatever!?!
Just add my boys and girls on that list of peoples who ain't paying jack my boy!
Choice is yours ya hear me, ya heaaaaar me?

Either we continue doing business , or we get all non-loving to each other!
But if I get a report of even one crying brave smuggler who has been harassed by you and the likings,
I'ma get all mad at my old age!

Now where's that button to terminate this transmission!?!

*transmission terminated*

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Baila Morena | Toilet Trouble | Elder Presidente[TBH] | The Titan Combat Manual | Confession
♰ Join the Corsair Brotherhood ♰

[Altejago]

Incoming Transmission: [color=#FF0000]High Encryption

From: [color=#000000]Moka

Rank: [color=#000000]Pirate Warlord

To: [color=#000000]Taxation

Subject: [color=#000000]Listen up

Lookie here

It's that Pete fella who got his knickers in a twist

Take note of this you little blow hard

Put that bloke on that knows how to talk

Instead of huffing and puffing like some fake big bad wolf

You pay, or you die.

Or, as I am sure your counterpart knows

Negotiate

So buck up or buck off

Simple

It's noted that Uncle Pete be treated with extreme prejudice

We'll be closing our doors to you, boy

You've done nothing but bitch at us.

Put "Big Joe" and then we'll talk to ToP

~Moka~

[Altejago]

// Stupid frikkin double post....

Thank god for Anzlag.... not

[Tailsdoll]

Incoming transmission...
Source: Slum City, Office Room 042, ToP Security, Public Relations and Transportation Department
Recipient: Moka
Unknown encryption method detected...
Accessing external memory drive, extracting codesolver.exe...
Message encryption recognised. Encryption pattern: CORSAC
Bypassing security protocols, probing system.
System probe sucessfull. System sucessfully entered. System ID: Unknown
Acessing internal mainframe, anchoring connection, securing data uplink stream...
System anchor in place, streaming transmission. Executing Protocol C...
Message decrypted in private channel. Video uplink established.

Greetings, esteemed Moka,

First of all, please do disregard my Uncle. He's been having a few bouts of insanity as of late (one of his latest delusions is being some sort of "Presidente" for the Corsair Brotherhood), and I just cannot force him to take his meds. He hides in the ventilation shafts.

Then again, it has been some time. We got the Nox for you, and not only did we not get payed, we also received no further contact from you or other Rogues (besides the occasional "Howdy" here and there). As such, I'd very much like to know:

Where do we stand here?

Respectfully yours,

"Big Joe"

Connection lost, system probe withdrawn...
Data uplink stream cut, source disconnected...

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<span style="color:#000000">The awful plight of he who cannot draw to save his own life.</span>

[Altejago]

Big Joe

I'm glad you took over

I was beginning to think your organization relied on crazed old men

Before the belligerent old goon ranted his nut off at me back in the day

I had respect for your bunch of misfits

You came along, and helped me decide that maybe you guys were alright

We owe you nothing, you want to operate in our empire

Then you owe us everything

And after being ranted at by a dodgy old codger

I am less inclined to invite your organization to operate here

Your delivery that I asked for to our bases showed me your eagerness to do business with us.

Just because I haven't chosen you to do specific jobs for me does not mean I have forgotten you

Oh, and I don't take threats well. At all.

So I will tell you what

You want to operate in my Empire

You'll need to pay a one off Ten Million Credits

Then you can traverse our Empire unmolested.

Just one thing. Pete ain't welcome here.

Last person who threatened me and I caught up with....

Well... my stretching rack never stretched a fat man before.

So unless Pete wants to apologize

We'll be making his shrunken old man stature tall again

And the Ten Million will stand until he does

~Moka~

[Madvillain]

*incoming transmission*

APOLOGISE?
I WILL GIVE YA AN APOLOGY!!!!!
MY FOOT UP YOUR *he gets interrupted*

*Pete (while ranting) gets dragged away from the communication transmitter machine*

*transmission terminated*

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Baila Morena | Toilet Trouble | Elder Presidente[TBH] | The Titan Combat Manual | Confession
♰ Join the Corsair Brotherhood ♰

[Tailsdoll]

Incoming transmission...
Source: Slum City, Office Room 042, ToP Security, Public Relations and Transportation Department
Recipient: Moka
Unknown encryption method detected...
Accessing external memory drive, extracting codesolver.exe...
Message encryption recognised. Encryption pattern: CORSAC
Bypassing security protocols, probing system.
System probe sucessfull. System sucessfully entered. System ID: Unknown
Acessing internal mainframe, anchoring connection, securing data uplink stream...
System anchor in place, streaming transmission. Executing Protocol C...
Message decrypted in private channel. Video uplink established.

For some reason, the video uplink crackles and dies out.

You call us misfits, though have no idea who we are.
You claim we owe you, yet we risked our necks for your amusement.
You claim not to like threats, yet make one yourself.
You threaten our dear Uncle, and demand protection payment.

And worst of all.

You ask for a shipment and don't pay up.

Consider yourself served, my good man.

We have nothing more to discuss. Consider this an official breakup.

PS: Thank you for giving us directions to your base by being so self-centered you wouldn't get up from your lazy behind to come grab the drugs we snatched out of Gallia. You might want to start triple-checking the mail. And we're moving into a different location, just to mindfrack you. Oh, and as a sign of good will, I sent you some dog shampoo. No poison though. Or explosives. I promise.

Connection lost, system probe withdrawn...
Data uplink stream cut, source disconnected...

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<span style="color:#000000">The awful plight of he who cannot draw to save his own life.</span>

[Altejago]

Ah well

Hard to soar with eagles

When you're surrounded by turkeys, Joe

~Moka~

[Tailsdoll]

Turkeys have claws, Moka.
And super sharp beaks.

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<span style="color:#000000">The awful plight of he who cannot draw to save his own life.</span>