To Junker Congress || From: .:j:.Moonshine || Topic: I WANT A LAWYER Police Brutality

[Radion]

1. You insulted a officer, which is against Rheinland law, and don't tell me that it wasn't an insult, it is up to them to decide.
2. The RFP are extremely corrupt, and you should have known this and left the moment he showed up on scanners.
3. You flew drunk. Although legal here unlike in liberty, it is an extremely dumb thing to do, especially since you were on a ship that had a crew.
This was easily defend-able until you broke their laws. Now it is a mess of paperwork that I have to deal with. I have sent a message to the RFP regarding this, and I am awaiting their response. As for the fines, I was referring to any expenses, specifically any costs you incurred defending your case in the Rheinland courts.

[nOmnomnOm]

Bah how rude of ye to not address me proparly like a normal adult! Mr. Matzkey, you best learn ta compose letters more formally than that if yea eva wanta keep yer job.
Actuallly der be a number of points here that made me' laugh so hard dat de whole prison heard meh.

Dear Mr. Matzeky; idiot of Congress,

NUMMMEROOOO UNNOO. A didn't insult da DAMN officeee'r yeah big peice of &*%$. Pick up ya dicktionary aaand looky at the definition of da term. YA' well quickley see you be WRONG.

NUMMmEROOOOO TWoooo. You are corrupt den fo' agreeing that I be insulting a DAMN officceeee'r if you really thing being called a "cute puppy" is an insult. You lunatic! YEAH think you are smart O' something? Aaand you think it is even SMARTER to run from da cops? You advising to break MORE rules that I didnt commit, you &*^*. I undocked and he be right there. You didnt even READ what happen'd ta me and you make dumb accusations. You are an idiot at y'er job.

NUMMERrrOOoooo TWA. Drunk is legal. THE. END. I dont wana be bored as helll listening ta you and so I drink. Your monotonious boring and high pitched voice is irritatin' meh head. You Be the one exreamly dumb as you send yer responces back to da coppers and are probably sucking up to the corrupt cops like a little woman of the lane. You disgust me.

NUMMBBERROoooo KATRE. I didnt have a chance ta' defend ma self against Rheinland courts yet, you idiot! You are blocking meh from getting da lawyer that I have da right to have! You are commiting a humatarian crime, dont cha know. Der be NO expences since it be very clear that there are NON to get expences from! Stop making &^%$ up like the RFP and do a betta job for the love of all that is rust!

YOu are an INSULT to ta congresss fo' your lack of time ta' read ma report. You are an INSULT to ta congress for being so naive. YOU are an INSULT to ta congress for say'in one thing and be doing another and then making lies ta try to make meh look bad! That be against congress code in de codex.

AND YES, I BE INSULTIN' YOU.
THIS IS WHAT AN INSULT IS.
MAYBE YOU WILL LEARN FROM DIS EXAMPPLE, YOU TWIT!

Your "Lovely and Beloved",
Mike