Hola my two closest friends who I have not spoken to for far too long.
I wish to share with you an anecdote, something that has transpired most recently and that truly gripped me by my presidential cohones.
My good grandson Phillipe came home from school, acting like a pequeño pelele so I slapped the little hombre on the cheek and asked him what is the matter.
As he stood up again he told me that the other niños in his class were making fun of him.
I asked him, why is it those niños make fun of you, you are the grandson of Elder Juanez Santiago Joaquín Fernández Rodríguez García de Gonzalez Buonocore.
The little hombre responded by saying that the reason was in fact that he is the grandson of Elder Juanez Santiago Joaquín Fernández Rodríguez García de Gonzalez Buonocore!
Apparently my retirement caused rumors that I became weak, lazy, incompetent and careless!
Furthermore, the Brotherhood is considered in decline, our brave warriors are seen in battle less often, our dutiful carabiñeros absent, not upholding the most important of Corsair laws we have agreed upon in the Council of Elders that I once so bravely guided in the right direction when I took upon myself the cloak and burden of statesmanship.
Where are the days of the Black Sails and the Benitez familia, shivering at our sight while dutifully bowing down to my superior intellect that I so often call upon to make them see the right path,
and follow our trail to victory? Gone are they, I almost miss them, but we remain right here!
No more shall I rest in retirement, reminiscing days of glory that passed us by.
I call upon you, my most loyal allies throughout good and bad, to escort me from my private estate to planet Crete,
So I can once again climb the stairs leading towards the Council of Elders and give a speech, perhaps the most important speech of my life.
I have sent my loyal tribune and bodyguard Machete to fly out to planet Gran Canaria and investigate the current crisis our beloved protectorate finds itself in.
Now is the time to stand up for honour, dignity and pride!
Viva el Presidente, Viva el Imperio del Corsario!
-Elder Juanez Buonocore of the Corsair Brotherhood-
I never thought i would hear from ye again old 'mano. Madre de dios it's good to see ye again. I knew, like me, that you went into hidding, looking the course of the events. With you out for another run, you know i don't want to be anywhere else. As we speak, Alphonso Ximenez, my best hombre is flying to ye location ready to escourt you back to Crete. Unfortunatly i can't go there myself for now.
Soon ye land, come to my hacidenda and we'll have a drink. We need to talk . *smile* I feel young again.
vaya con dios!
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Look at you! You look so young and healthy still!
I am delighted to hear from you and see you again, just like the golden days si?
Listen muchacho, a grave situation is arising in Omega-49, Corsair settlers on planet Gran Canaria are in danger.
Remember how much effort was made and how much Corsair blood was spilled in the past?
Let us make certain that this was not in vain.
Our protectorate needs our protection now more than ever si?
That is why I need your hombre, Alphonso Ximenez, together with Guiterrez to escort me back to planet Crete.
I must convince the Council of Elders to gather a force larger than ever seen before to set course for Gran Canaria.
My old Zoner friend, señor Holliday is making plans to travel to Crete as well, and though he is a good hombre,
I doubt his words will impress the council much.
That is why the empire needs me, a man of gravitas and great wisdom, to guide the other elders in the right direction.
Now I am aware that the political landscape has underwent some changes in my absense, *sighs*
I will need to meet with the other elders of the Corsair Brotherhood first and foremost,
although much of our former fleet has been disbanded, we still hold the legacy of being the most militarised arm of the Corsair empire!
If not us, who will start protecting those poor and somewhat misguided Corsair woman and children who live on Gran Canaria?
We might have to make uneasy pacts with adversaries both within and outside of the empire for the duration of this conflict.
In short, not everybody will be happy to see me again, I need hombres I can trust with my life at my side.
I hope to hear from Guiterrez soon.
Be well Alberto, you have the heart of a warrior, and the blood of a hermano!
Viva el Presidente, Viva el Imperio del Corsario!
-Elder Juanez Buonocore of the Corsair Brotherhood-
I currently getting the Gato Negro ready for escort. As Rodriguez told ye already, i will be ye escort. All we need now is Senor Guetierrez confirmation.
Also soon you send us the rendez-vous point, we'll be on our move.
Carrier hijacker: Pepe "El Comisario" Ladron | Carrier: Corsair secret routine| Description: Mucho strong attempt of carrier hijacking
Shameless spying on Corsair officials
Caramba, is this mucho expensive and complicated device working at all!
*smashes his very complicated neural listening generator with his hairy macho hand. It made a sad cracking sound and smoke started to come out*
What! What!
*gets a bit red in el face*
Why can't I hear them! ... What? They can hear me? Turn it off!
Turn! It! Off!
|X| - |X| - |X| - |X| No Carrier at all |X| - |X| - |X| - |X|
You look elegant as always. how nice of you to drop in on this conversation amigo!
If you erh.. can still hear me, I am making way to planet Crete!
We have so much catching up to do amigo, big plans si?
Meet me at the Sephardi Villa two days from now and we shall sit down,
eat, drink and discuss the future!
Viva el Presidente, Viva el Imperio del Corsario!
-Elder Juanez Buonocore of the Corsair Brotherhood-
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