Greetings ya Clowns, i mean respectable police constables of The CDI.
I get straight to the point with ya, cause thats seems to be the best way to communicate with this Kindergarden, i mean Department of the BPA youre working for.
I`m sick of this current attitude between us.
I dont like you and you dont like me, we established that already.
So for us to find some common ground i propose the following:
1. I will join one of your redneck police cosplayers, i mean special constables during his daily shift.
2. YOU will send one of yer people to freistadt to be a member of an guild mining crew for a day.
If the BPA let yer out of the padded cells of yours,.......... on another patrol, you can find me at the Clocktower Pub at the backside starport of New London.
I`m attaching a picture of me, so you challenged people............smart lawmen, can identify me.
If you excuse me now, giving you people any more praise will make me wanna vomit.
I`ll await your arrival at the Pub.
-A word of advise, the patreons of this fine establishment arnt very fond of noisy cops. So if you dont want to have this end in a giant barfight, i employ you to put a leash on your local Clown Squad,.....i mean constables-.
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Everyone will tell you small lies, except the people you love, who will tell you large ones.
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From: Sergeant Reggie Top, CDI.
To: Maya Mcascott, IMG; Jacky Montgomery, CDI
Topic: RE: RE: To: The CDI
Honestly luv, there's easier ways to ask Jacky out. Just tell her you want to go down the pub. Preferably not a shite one like the dive you normally hang out at.
Sergeant Reggie Top | Civil Defence Initiative | Bretonian Police Authority Special Constabulary | Unit 24, Stanbrook Hall, Millgarth Street, Wharferdale City, Aberavon, Planet Sprague, Omega-3. BW0101 WD56 3LO. | Web: https://nn.CivilDefence.police.br | Mail: rtop@cdi.police.br | Tel: +7755631 230234 000|
So you think i treat this as a glorified hock-up site now ?
I extended my hand towards you, so we could change our outlooks at each other.
And yet you simple minded rejects ........... slap it away because you think i just want to fu*pieeeeep* one of your people !?
But very well, i see you dont have any! interest to at least think about my offer.
I would wish you good luck and safe skies but as always as always you bretonians are as dence as a brickwall on everything.
So wave around your flags, march for a system that does not care about you, and sing "Bretonia rules the Space" all you want.
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Everyone will tell you small lies, except the people you love, who will tell you large ones.
From: Special Constable Jacky Montgomery, CDI. To: Maya Mcascott, IMG Topic:RE: RE: RE: RE: To: The CDI Clearance: OPEN
Good afternoon, McAscott. I regret to inform you that due to my own gross negligence and apparent inability to not jinx Operation Scaliwag, that I have been ordered to volunteer for the Bretonian-Anti-Defamatory-Community-Outreach-Programme. Unfortunately, I have been assigned to this task you've proposed here. Should you still wish to proceed with the exchange programme, for whatever reason, I am obligated to assist you and travel to Freistadt for the programme at an agreed upon date. I suggest you request Pickering or Appletree to be the Constable you shadow for your work with the CDI. If for any reason you decide to properly rescind your proposed work exchange mission, I would be amazingly grateful.
Miss Montgomery, if you find this whole exchange of different viewpoints around sirius so revolting, dont even show up in the first place.
Surely the CDI can find a sutable place for you to earn back there trust in ya.
Like scrubbing toilets at your headquarter, or whatever.
I thought we could get an understanding about each others hardships and how to overcome those, but it seems that is to much to ask.
It even came to my mind to foot the bill for a proper meal for all of you people.
But alas, guess i was wrong again.
peut-être la prochaine fois alors, mademoiselle
Thirdly:
I`ll be around Freeport 1 for a while, if you change your attitude towards this offer.
My private encryption is [W]iskey - [T]ango - [F]oxrot, if any of you want to discuss this offer with me personally.
But i highly doubt you ever will.
Fourthly:
I currently have around 33 Corsair pilots excessivly whining in my cargo hold.
Could one of you clowns come and pick them up ?
It seems even your warden at this new "labour camp" of yours dont like me.
That`ll be all.
Everyone will tell you small lies, except the people you love, who will tell you large ones.
Hey.......you........."please insert your favourite insult yourself"............
I am somehwat sorry for what happened yesterday..
Jacky if your still interested in the exchange, please come to freistadt station in omega 7.
Foreman Philippe Petain will give you quick rundown of the work a miner has to do in and around the mining fields.
(He is a former GMS pilot from gallia, so please dont cut his head of the moment you see him. Can you do that for me? Thank you, love)
I will join you shortly thereafter. Got some business to take care first.
The shift will be split between mining silver ore and transporting it back to our refinery called falster station.
There you can use the bathrooms, take a shower, get a snack from the cantina, relax for a bit etc.
Second part of the shift will be venturing into Omega 11. Mining diamonds and transporting them back to falster station.
If you dont mind i need the size of your clothes.
The quartermaster will hand you an img outfit and space suit but he needs your size to do so.
If you dont feel comfortable to tell me, then by all means bring your own clothes.
But the space suit is mandatory, cause you never know when something on the old equipment needs a space walk to fix.
As for my role in the exchange.
Guess i will stick to Apple-whatever-his name is.
Even if this man is an uncultured, disgusting swine i will manage to endure his presence.
(seriously my whole body feels violated by his presence alone)
Anyway,
See ya all around.
Love Maya
Everyone will tell you small lies, except the people you love, who will tell you large ones.
From: Special Constable Jacky Montgomery, CDI. To: Maya Mcascott, IMG Topic:RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: To: The CDI Clearance: OPEN
Good afternoon. I am currently making some arrangements to borrow a ship suitable for the task you're discussing. I am told it should be ready by Sunday, Monday at the latest. I will be sure to contact you again once I take it out to the Freeport in Omega-3, and I can meet up with the IMG representatives and go from there. I really do hope that there are some security measures in place... admittedly there is a bit of tension between my people and the IMG that I find myself a bit worried about. But I am sure it will go fine. Probably.
As for the uh, clothes, I can uh, just, I can just get something here, I dunno about sharing my size, I am worried I'd be made fun of for my height as is often the case. And uuuh I want to avoid you uh, getting me unnecessary clothing not relevant to the task at hand.