RP lines...

[Zapp]

Zapp-
"Well if it ain't my ol' pal Hans" (I bet Gronath is really pissed at me now, as all the RM are looking at him cross-eyed LOL)

"I swear to god, if you call me a 'cardisniffer' one more time, I'm gonna wack out. I don't even sniff it, geez!"

"Hope you've said your prayers tonight, you <Corsair/BHG/BSG> scum"

"Carina says she likes your ship. This is a bad thing. I suggest you double check you firewall security, and while you're at it, your IC policy."


I'm sick and tired of no one knowing who Carina is, by the way. It just hurts my feelings. Maybe I can direct all of you to the links in my sigs. This is the only char I RP, and I try my best to RP him good, but when nobody knows anything about said RP, it's a bit tough.

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[SimonBlack]

Enjoyed reading it, there are several real cool quotes here.

Back from my Lane Hacker days (on different server, but still counts, Lane Hackers here may adopt them)

Talking to lawfulls after sucesfully capturing a valuable shipment. "Bretonia is one house, Liberty is another and I am an angry neightbour's dog in the backyard"

When showing new recruits Mactan for the first time. "Here it is, in all its glory. Behold - Mactan! Awe or despair if the mood takes you."

My Junker:

If asked why do I run contraband: "Im not a monster, I'm a buisiness man."

When asked what my intentions in the system are: "Looking for a better piece of rock"

"This is Alpha 1 to <faction> forces. I am a trader from <name> system, delivering <name> goods to <place name>. Requesting to land." - the NPC way of things.

"If you dont like something, bribe it"

"Letting someone else to do the dirty work. Have to remain under cover and all..." - hiring a Bounty Hunter

"Greetings officer. Its a pleasure to see you intact..." - after a failed assasination attempt.

"Greetings officer. Its a pleasure indeed..." - while transfering contraband to safety. If a Junker is polite, be aware.

"Scrap metal isn't worth crap" - doing his duty in salvaging fields (note that scrap and crap look common)

Simon Black, the Bounty Hunter:

When calling my clan mates: "Dear, scum..."

To a neutral craft "Move along, there is no bounty on you"

After getting killed: "Wahhh! *dies*"

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Character background summaries:
Red Hessians Major Matthias Schwarz
Golden Chrysanthemums Chusa Fumiko Shimazu

[Zapp]

Har, it's fun to RP a person on a piece of crap Raven's Claw. Such quotes as:

"Ah darnit, there goes the port transmission, I fixed that thing.... well, OK, I never fixed it, but still..."

"NO! My toaster oven is broken!"

"*alarm* Oh great, there goes the engine."

And my personal favorite:

"Hmm? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. I was too busy tearing my engine apart to stop that damn rattling. *rattle* DAMMIT!"

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