To my dear uncle

[Tailsdoll]

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To my dear uncle,

As per our arrangement, the next shipment of chicken wings will arrive at the Kansas system soon. As a gesture of further good faith, I threw in a couple of pounds of lamb and pork as well *chuckles*.
I hope, for your sake, that this week's barbeque goes better than last time. If I want to get wasted in an empty party next to a source of noxious gas, I'd go visit my cousin Adam. Nonetheless, i expect my invitation to this week's social call.

Yours truly,

"Joe"

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<span style="color:#000000">The awful plight of he who cannot draw to save his own life.</span>

[Madvillain]

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Howdy my boy!

Great news ! , we need all the grease we can get !!
Though last party was quite void of visitors , the projects crewmembers had a great time!
Your cousin Adam (the dumb one) drowned in his own puke and he is orbiting Colby as we speak...
Good thing we got about seven more cousin Adams!

On another note , haven't seem our friendly neighbours living in Junction for a while now.
Hope nothing bad happened to them , we sure need them for our next BBQ.
Did see some navy ships passing by there now and then ...
They wouldn't kill those poor buggers just like that would they ?
Anyway take care cousin , we will be awaiting your shipment of chicken wings.

Your loving uncle Pete

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[Tailsdoll]

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Dearest uncle,

Adam drowned you say? Guess I better lock my stash next time I leave HQ... Meh, never liked the twat anyway. Good riddance, I say! Adam 4 can fill in.
As per our neighbours.... I heard rumours that a group within the Liberty Navy wanted to repurpose Junction as a base. Of course, the man was drunk, so, do with that what you will.
Liberty Rogues and Hackers? I'd worry if they didn't kill them. No worries though, I'm sure they're still ok, I caught some of their comms on my radio. The MOX junkies, ya know.
I already delivered the chicken wings, as per our arrangement.

Till next we meet,

"Joe"

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