My right eye

[Marburg]

That's an excellent point:$

& I'd also like to state for the record that although I come from the House/Quincy school of bedside ummm...mannerisms, I stand by my eye gouging diagnosis.

If there is a reoccurring problem with the eye...get rid of the eye. Problem solved.

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[Haphestus]

In order to prevent future occurrences of this issue, you should just go ahead & gouge out your problem eye with a silver eating utensil.

...yeah, I know it sounds crazy, but silver is naturally resistant to bacteria.

I've seen many doctors on TV over the years, therefore, I know medicine

Do it or you may die of astigmatism.

Your forgetting Phantom Limb Syndrome. You cant escape.

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Nano Machines, Son.

[Madvillain]

Dr. madvillains advice:
Smoke some pot and it will go away.

Next patient!

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[Marburg]

On the contrary, I don't believe phantom limb syndrome would really be an issue. Unless the optic nerve is severed, he will technically still have his eye, it would just be hanging down a fair bit from the right socket.

I didn't intend to imply he should get rid of it completely. My bad. Although, if the optic nerve were severed & was long enough, it could be reused as a paddle ball toy with a simple addition of a paddle and a staple.

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[SA_Scavenger]

Marburg's motto. Amputate first, diagnose later!

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[Crackpunch]

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[jxie93]

^^ looks legit.

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