RepEx's "You Create Our Slogan" Contest - COMPLETED

[Juan_Arquero]

I wouldn't put "we destroy the box" in an ad for a shipping firm, they have to be very careful about boxes.

I'm a taxi driver IRL and I was at the airport the other night with a customer waiting for her luggage (which arrived later on another flight). While I was looking at the luggage going by on the conveyor belt, I saw a 4'X4'x3" cardboard box with "FRAGILE" stickers all over it, but it was the most damaged piece of "luggage" in the area!

A few years ago, TVLand (an American cable channel that shows old television programs) started showing "retromercials" (old TV commercials from the 1950s-1980s). One of the first I saw was an old Samsonite (luggage) commercial from the 1960s that showed a gorilla working as an abusive baggage handler behind the scenes at an airport. When I saw that retromercial, I was visiting a redneck friend who I knew had worked as a baggage handler years earlier at Washington-Dulles International Airport. When I asked where TVLand got video footage of Joe on the job at the airport, Joe's wife laughed her head off while Joe became very quiet and his face turned beet red (he's Irish and he has the stereotypical Irish temper).:crazy:

[Skyelius]

RepEx, "We own commerce, your credits own us."

RepEx, "We ship and deliver while you pay and shiver."

RepEx, "Reputation for Excellence."

RepEx, "Representing customers never got so Exciting!"

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"It is a cold universe until you know God as your Father, and then it becomes a home. Even the next life simply becomes the Father's house, home."
—David Pawson

[Ehon]

RepEx
"Wherever you are, we will find you"
or
"We make sure you get what's coming to you"

I hope nobody said these already:(

My Vote is for #2!

Its dripping with inuendo and still quite a harmless statement, Short, Catchy and bet someone could make a little advert jingle for it too!

RepEx*BT|Geist

[Lightman]

Here's another one that in no way rips off another company's slogan;)

RepEx
Challenge Everything

[Caedes]

"RepEx, merchandise to the people, for the people."

"RepEx, our gain is your gain."

[Etaphreven]

Here's another one that in no way rips off another company's slogan;)

RepEx
Challenge Everything

"EA - Challenge everything"?:P

[Caedes]

"RepEx, voted number one by cardamine addicts and mass murderers across Sirius!"

[pchwang]

lol...my slogan for Sirius Union Radiogram and Credit Transfer(which I put at the bottom of some of my stand-alone msg dump posts) is "We're Sirius about what we do!"

But I have a good one for RepEx too.

Republican Express. We're not a starliner.

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[Marburg]

Safety.
Security.
Excellence.
Prosperity.
Rep-Ex

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[SimonBlack]

Everything's in RepEx, RepEx is everything.

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Character background summaries:
Red Hessians Major Matthias Schwarz
Golden Chrysanthemums Chusa Fumiko Shimazu