Open Communication

[Gytrash]

Good evening everyone.

I have a story to tell about the little pirate that thought he could.
This little pirate thought that he could pirate inside the No-Fire-Zone of a Confederation of Freeports base with no consequences.
This little pirate thought that when the consequences came to him he could make a joke out of it and it would go away.
This little pirate thought that he was above reprisal.

Well I thought otherwise and so this pirate is now barred docking at all Zoner stations. He is also being hunted with a large price on his head for his actions.

So I beg of you to learn from the story of the little pirate that thought he could. You can't. Now I'm sure that there are those of you who have gotten away with your behavior because I was ill and therefore nobody bothered to report the incidents.

Well I'm back and ready to respond to any and all incident reports. Please familiarize yourself with the Confederation of Freeports stations and laws listed HERE. If you break these laws around any of the stations listed expect me to come looking for you. Do not expect to repeatedly break them and continue docking with the Zoners. Do not expect to not e reported.

As a side note you can find the station for reporting any breaking of these law HERE,

James Church
Head Administrator
Confederation of Freeports.

[Eduard]

Allow me to compliment you for your staunchness as well as the irreverent audacity which imbues your charisma and the meticulousness of your modus operandi, monsieur... Church.

I happen to have expressed sympathetic, delighted opinions regarding this little story you exuded. It is very... exquisite, dare I say and it certainly proves how steadfast and loyal you are towards the codes and ethics you have undoubtedly sworn to protect, so to speak, biensur.

You flush wrongdoers out and that is worthy of commendations. Certainly your skills and apprehension will not falter should we... say... have a fleet of battleships with the firepower to remove any freeport from this plain of existence at the mere push of a button. Undoubtedly, you will whip them with the same whip of justice and tribulations without any remorse or fear, a testimony to your unquestionable capabilities and talents of bending the words through the art of diplomacy. Unquestionable talents and capabilities which I most certainly dare not question.

Non, monsieur, allow me to express a most honest panegyric for your actions and this... communique of yours which reeks of creativity.

On top of that it's... hmm... it's blossoming to see you, a personality of your caliber exerting it's existence once again throughout the realm of the living. And by "living" I mean those who happen to waste the moments of their lives as they shackle their fates to strenuous labours and ordeals, unable to afford the key to the lock which binds them, the key of hedonism and procrastination or more colloquially put, a holiday.

My scrumptious respects, cheri, if you would ever permit me the lecherous privilege of fornicating the mere fleshy fabric of my lips by articulating this resonant connotation reeking of informality yet at the same time, mellifluous in affection.

Yours sincerely,
Robert d'Autoine
Exalted and elegant Head Councilor of the undoubtedly exquisite and overtly finespun Commonwealth

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King Eduard is the greatest

[Mímir]

Channel: Open
ID: Marcelo Medina
Affiliation: Corsair
Video: On

Señor Church, your message has been received. Reavers, the Bounty Hunters Guild and the Bretonian Armed Forces have been using the Omega-3 Freeport NFZ as hunting grounds for so long I thought the Zoners had stopped caring. Expect some reports rolling in in the near future.

Medina signing off.

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[Casta]

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From: 'HundredFirst Ghosts of Razgriz

Kelly-087, Number-Series - Administration proxy

To: Broadcast over maltese channels

Tau/Cali proxy node - Kirkwall proxy node
Bretonian Empire/Cape Wrath proxy node
Libertonian Republic/Comm-HUB Mactan - Cochrane proxy node

Source: Corsica Outer Sanctum
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Echelon.broadband.spread - maltese-Zeta-Epsilon

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<Zero-Eighty-Seven, Kelly. We are the substitution for Ghost Administration until further notice.>

<In whatever intention you act, within maltese territory you will act according to maltese orders and directives.
So far, the installations you operate in the Tau- and Omicron-systems are tolerated.>

<Dare to try Nacion, and we will change the status of your beloved Freeports to dismantled.>

<For power. For Ishmael. For the Ghosts.
N087
Kelly.>

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[Enkidu]

||To Kelly the incorrigibly blithe||


*Emits a long-suffering, and indeed, rather trying, sigh.*


"Why cheri, whilst I admire your (no doubt, universally recognised) diplomatic discretion (to moniker it tactfully) towards issuing a potentialised… hm, Universal Demolition Mandate (an UDM, as I believe Daumann depicts the procedure) to my kinsman, do you not suppose that a certain, ah, immoderately illustrious organisation of highly-influential, highly-wealthy, highly-flamboyant and highly-sexed unity of physically-well endowed independent Tausian roguish types (I state this merely as a hypothetical case, of course sitting placably at the Nacion's chillier nether regions, and, (I may add) straddling the primary cardimine route like a surgeon's scalpel over a carotid, does it not resound within that overtly-estrogened Boudicca of a brain you have there, that you may be being a trifle presumptuous?"

*Theatrically, Achille consumes a grape, seed and all, with an audible crush.*

"…What a fine Rock you have there, my darling dearest, in such an relativistically defiant posture to such perfidious cosmic nessesities as the laws of Ensteinian physics. How perilous is the margin of chance when paused upon the edge of such a singular singularity as the one you frequent, hmm? Now, cantankerous Kelly the eighty-seventh that you are, I (as a private individual, naturally), happened to have obtained a large number of Independent Mining Guild originated mining lasors, so, unless you actively desire I and our roving band of merry men to carve a series of embarrassingly phallic murals into the side of your improbable installation (to, no doubt, the complete applause of those charming cavillers, the Lanceri), and liberating you and yours of any quark (never mind a shred) of dignity you may still possess after that mangle-mouthed transmission of yours, then you'd best apologise; nay, better yet, shut your noise generational organs firmly and go bother somebody mutually aggravating."

"je vous remercie!" *Takes a bow Thespis himself would be honoured to receive*.

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THE SYNDIC LEAGUES
(A co-operative of Rheinland's Shipping Unions, retired from a life of piracy.)

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[Thunderer]

- Incoming Transmission -

-= No Encryption =-

Priority: Low
To: Mister Church, James
From: Admiral George Richard Hall
Location: H.M.S. Ark Royal, Newcastle System
Subject: Reply

"Good evening, Mister Church.
Seems like you're doing your job well enough. Keep up like that. I am satisfied."

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Bretonian Treaty Database Bretonian Armed Forces Recruitment Center
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[chase.way]

Incoming transmission
Location : Cambridge hospital facility
Trans ID : Captain Octavio Elephant



Too bad it took you a month ! Too bad my crew got killed ! Too bad my face is left disfigured ! You failed at enforcing your own laws, and right after I hunt down that pirate, your security is next !

Tranmission end

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Either way - when you let go, and stop holding on so tightly, life can actually be fun - you can't steer a train, but you can RIDE it!

[Curios]

Dia, gringo.

So you, misleadingly, think your laws mean something for me. Let me clear this out for you from the very beginning to avoid further.. misunderstandings - keep your laws for yourself and your friends. If you're crossing our way, by moving through our space or by standing near some of 'your' stations inside of our space, then you need to get your cash ready to be transferred at our general direction to avoid being nullified on sight.

In short this mean - make sure you're useful or we'll trash you out of here.

/signed Ellias Fernandes De La Rosa of the Omega Pirates Guild

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