Today my day has been really interesting. I managed to loot 12 million credits from various traders. I also got some Junyo Fire Pearls. You know. They are red and they are pearls from planet Junyo. Right now I am going through the laws of Kusari and I noticed something really interesting. Want to know what?
They don't really apply to me. Because you see. I went over them and I saw I have broken every single one of them at some point. Lets go over them.
2-1 Insulting a Kusari Law Enforcer is a crime, and you can be fined for doing so.
Well. Yes, I think I did this at some point. I think hitting a cop in the face with a sake bottle counts as an insult right?
2-2 Piracy is not tolerated in Kusari Territory and Kusari Zones of Influence.
I am a thief and a pirate. A pretty good one aswell. I just like collecting pretty things.
2-3 Assaulting lawful and civilian vessels is not tolerated in Kusari Territory and Kusari Zones of Influence.
I think taking out that battlecruiser a couple of times says enough.
2-4 Disobeying a direct order from a Kusari Law Enforcer is a crime.
You wanted to escort me out of Kusari and I escaped. Did you like my little trick? It went like poof! and Misaki was gone.
2-5 Enforcers shall not use lethal force against allied vessels, except in self-defence.
Shhh... I shot an ally before... Don't tell anyone or I will get in trouble. Nah, just kidding. I was told to do it and it was fun.
Now lets go over the next section. Contraband. Yes, I love my guns and cardamine. I will sell you some cardamine next time. You will like it. I will sell you the special Misaki style cardi, which is regular cardamine but sold by me! Also I use the very illegal Golden Chrysanthemum technology, because I am a Golden Chrysanthemum that does Golden Chrysanthemums things with Golden Chrysanthemum technology. Yes, something like that.
Oh wait, I am just reading that makes me an enemy of Kusari by default. Why is that? I say that is some pretty bad discrimination. If GC is a race I would call you all for racism aswell, because nomads and coalition are on this list aswell. And Nomads are blue and Coalition is red. You even got different flavors of cheese on there.
Yes I might be a little intoxicated. Say hi to everyone from me. Oh and before I forget. I am sorry that I tried to kill you a couple of times, but can you add more laws to this list so I have something to do? I mean I have already broken all the laws you have on that list and I want a new challenge.
ID: Nishi Izumi Encryption: Lotus IV. Recipient: Yunoki Misaki Subject: More laws
Dear Misaki
First i wasn't planning to answer, because i saw this only as provocation. I'm glad that you spent some of your time reading Kusari laws. It's pretty thick book, and should keep you entertained for a while. For example, there is a part about having intimate moments with young persons, but i recomend you to not try beat this challenge, it would be pretty disgusting.
Coallition is red, Nomads are blue, GC are yellow, you see? This is not discrimination, laws are colorblind.
I wont respond to your piracy and thievery at all, stealing goodies from others is old as humanity. It will be added to your file, and when time will come, you will have to take responsibility for your crimes. I'm just worndering, why to steal? I thought this is ideological war, about women to be equals, not to hoard "nice things". Attacking civilians to get money is Liberty rogues thing, or brigands thing.
About your weapons and Cardamine. Weapons are hobby to lot of citizens. We have freelancers armed to teeth, i never understood why small arms are illegal, but it's completely fine to equip ship with particle weapons. But i'm just policewoman, maybe there is reasoning behind that. But my opinion is, that if you want to hurt somebody, you will always find a way to do so, bans involved or not. Cardamine is other thing. I saw what it does in the end, twiching and seizures, you are young. Better stop, before things gets really nasty.
This message is no provocation. I remember you saying to "Get the fuck out of here". You are more provocative than me Izumi-chan. So it is a pretty big book huh? Does it say that is bad to torture prisoners and other innocent people you convienently got locked up?
Uhuh, I know what goes on Miuri and Fuchu. Do not give me that lecture. Stealing is the last thing that you should be worried about in those places. And GC is yellow? what is this Asian racial slur nonsense? You want a fist in the face to make it nomad-blue?
Well feel free to add it to my file, as long as I get to keep my stuff. Ideology can still be maintained while having nice things. I can still hate Kishiro taking some valuables and looking awsome while down so. And who said I want to be equal, I want to be better. Actually, consider me the rogue of Kusari. I don't smell like cheese enough to be a brigand.
Weapons are a hobby of mine too, especially the high explosive kind. I am sure you noticed those are my favourites? I even demonstrated them by blowing up that installation in Shikoku, ne? Also how do you expect me to stop with cardamine? It will kill me.
