Corsair Court

[Montezuma/Kukulcan]

Your name: Juan-Carlos Jiminez, Pilot under the command of Elder Montezuma

Name of offender: CR_MIDAS

Laws broken: Various previous infractions, in this case sections 15 and 16

Context: As I was out on patrol along the Hessian Front in Omega 5 not hours ago, our sensors picked up a large Corsair signal along the edges of the system. We reported to the sensor operators on Cadiz who confirmed it as a Corsair capital craft of unconfirmed, and heading in the direction of the Omega 7 jump hole, via Hessian controlled territory. We were told not to persue it into Hessian territory, when an order came through from Elder Monetzuma himself asking us to escort a large, experimental camera drone fitted inside the hull of a near wrecked Pirate Transport and intercept the ship, as he did not have clearence to operate in such dangeroud territory alone. We met up with the drone and followed it through into Omega 7, and sure enough, the signal was present in the system. We managed to locate the source just as a Rheinland Military patrol did, revealing it to be a Legate class Battleship. We hailed the captain but recieved no reply, and as the Rheinlanders were closing in in large numbers, we activated the drone and pulled out to a safe distance to await the signal packet. After a few minuites the signal came through, the drone had been crippled, but we got plenty of footage which we delivered back to Cadiz, after which, I was charged with placing a report of improper conduct against the captain of the ship, as he did not have clearence to enter the Omega 7 system, let alone to get his extremely valuable ship destroyed.

Evidence: Evidence1 Evidence2

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[CorsairCouncil]

-------------------------------------Opening Case---------------------------------------------------
CR_MIDAS: Repeated violations of laws concerning warships (multiple violation of laws 15, 16 and 17), violation of Corsair law # 5 - ignoring orders to retreat from a situation that ended up in severe crippling of your vessel.

Evidence files (this time from me, in person):
file 1
file 2
file 3

Well, I hope you are happy. You wasted enough fuel that would supply several Cruisers in an effort to utterly annihilate the Cambridge defense platforms and satellites. Multiple times, you and your crew have been seen FAR outside Corsair space ALONE. This is no laughing matter commander - what you are doing is sabotaging our defensive capabilities of our fleet. If it was my decision, you would have been executed for treason, but I am not the only person deciding on the matter. The gods seem to be with you on this.

You have one week (starting now) to make amends in the form of depositing 100.000.000 (One Hundred Million) Sirius Credits to the Corsair.Treasury. Failing to do so will result in decommission of your ship (since it's severely damaged) or a new commander assigned to it. Concerning yourself, commander. It will be either execution or exile - time will show.

Magistrate: Espingarda
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Corsair LawsCorsair Court
Our forces combined, no-one shall stand before us. Our enemies shall be burnt and cast to the wind, our troops marching forward over their mangled corpses. True we stand alone, with wolves circling, but our isolation lends us our strength, for we are one and they are divided.
The days of Darkness are no longer, for we are the Corsairs and we are fear incarnate! Viva los Corsairs, the Empire shall rise!
The blood of the Hispania runs in our veins. The blood of our enemies shall wet our hands.

[Hawk]

****Incoming Transmission****
****Comm ID: Arbiter Jack Crow****
****Location: Yanagi****

Lately, I've been trying to make the Omegas a safe place for us all to do our business. We are after all just trying to scrape out a living. I don't take issue with the way you earn your money as I've made a considerable fortune in some creative ways myself. The one thing I cannot stand is an obnoxious pirate. Someone who calls attention to his activities and brags that he can't be caught. His name is Roger Claymore. He is bad news for all of us. He claims he can get away with being an ass because even if I kick him off Junker bases he still has Corsair bases to fall back on. I wonder if you could show him the error in his logic. I do realize that there may be some court costs involved in this action . Contact me if that is the case.

recordings of Claymore's folly

Crow Out

****End Transmission****

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[Tomtomrawr]

****Incoming Transmission****
****Comm ID: Arbiter Jack Crow****
****Location: Yanagi****

Lately, I've been trying to make the Omegas a safe place for us all to do our business. We are after all just trying to scrape out a living. I don't take issue with the way you earn your money as I've made a considerable fortune in some creative ways myself. The one thing I cannot stand is an obnoxious pirate. Someone who calls attention to his activities and brags that he can't be caught. His name is Roger Claymore. He is bad news for all of us. He claims he can get away with being an ass because even if I kick him off Junker bases he still has Corsair bases to fall back on. I wonder if you could show him the error in his logic. I do realize that there may be some court costs involved in this action . Contact me if that is the case.

recordings of Claymore's folly

Crow Out

****End Transmission****

[color=#FFCC33]Roger Claymore

*Loud laughter can be heard before the man begins to speak*

So Mister Crow. Now ya're bitchin' to tha 'sair cos ya can't be bothered ta come down ta Omega-7 'nd sort me out yaself? Ya're at Yanagi lad. It ain't that long a trip from Sigma-13 ta Omega-7. Stop on by lad. We can 'ave a party. I just had three Military Wraiths try 'nd fail ta kill me. They lost two o' them 'nd tha third one decided to cut his losses.

Besides lad, ya ain't gettin' tha point. I don't care how many sanctions ya impose on me. Cos I can simply shut down ma systems in space. Ma baby rarely needs resupplyin' so all I gotta do is go ta one base everytime I need some fresh toilet paper.

So lad. Do what ya want. Cos until ya come down ta Omega-7 'nd sort me out yaself ya'll always be a coward in ma eyes.

Now this part o' tha message is for tha 'sairs:

Now I've helped some o' ya lads out in tha past. I think it was some Sails or somethin'. But I rarely see ya 'round Omega-7, which is a shame. So stop on by, 'nd I'm sure we'd work well together. Or ban me from ya bases, cos I haven't even used 'em yet 'nd I gotta be honest, it wouldn't affect me much. I just like ta keep ma options open 'nd be nice 'nd friendly to those who wanna do that in return.

P.S. 'ave I broken any o' ya rules? Or is Crow just bitchin' to ya cos ya got much bigga guns than 'im 'nd he don't wanna do tha dirty work?

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.

[Slartibartfast]

Your name: Timothy Cheese
Name of offender: "Cpt.Adriano.Silva"
Laws broken: "16) Warship captains must not take their ship outside core Corsair territory* unless;
They are accompanied by a balanced fleet, with at least as many fighters and bombers as there are warships. ......or....
Their operation has received the approval of a Council Elder or one of their deputies."
Context: Commander Air Group of the 88th Colonial wing here... I know we're not exactly allies anymore but I reckon I'd send my complaint here nontheless.
Well, this particular bufoon of a captain really takes the cake. He barges into Omega-7 (to my understanding, you're of the persuasion that is not exactly a place for maverick Corsair capships) and claims he is there to -escort- a miner. I mean, you can imagine my eyes widening when he said that. So I inquire some more into how the hell did he get that idea... And I explained to him that he might be in a bit of a conflict of interest if his kin decide to barge in and pirate the miners he was claiming to protect... Well anyway, while I was discussing with some people the best way to get rid of this "captain" he decided that I annoyed him and destroyed my ship. Luckily, the pod saved me but I guess you don't care about that. As you shouldn't. Here's hoping he get's what he deserves. Ta-ta.
Evidence:
Evidence #1 Evidence #2 Evidence #3

[CorsairCouncil]

------------------------------------- Re-Opening Case : Verdict ---------------------------------------------------
CR_MIDAS: Repeated violations of laws

Commander, your ignorance of the laws and the Council knows no bounds, it seems. You were given a chance to make amends for your acts, and you ignored it. We even gave you SIGNIFICANTLY more time to do so, and you keep laughing in our faces. Acts like these will not be unnoticed. You had your chance. Now face the consequences of your actions.

Verdict:

The Council of Corsair Elders is sending you to involuntary EXILE. From now on, you are denied docking permission on ALL CORSAIR BASES. You are also declared as KILL ON SIGHT by any Corsair ship you encounter. Nobody pulls our beards and gets away with it, Commander. Have fun in space.

Magistrate: Espingarda
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Corsair LawsCorsair Court
Our forces combined, no-one shall stand before us. Our enemies shall be burnt and cast to the wind, our troops marching forward over their mangled corpses. True we stand alone, with wolves circling, but our isolation lends us our strength, for we are one and they are divided.
The days of Darkness are no longer, for we are the Corsairs and we are fear incarnate! Viva los Corsairs, the Empire shall rise!
The blood of the Hispania runs in our veins. The blood of our enemies shall wet our hands.

[blubba]

Comm ID: Commander Squaticus of The Royal Fortune
Location: Tripoli shipyards.

Ref: CR_MIDAS
Sentence executed.




End report.

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[alkaleon@gmail.com]

Your name: Alka Nica
Name of offender: [A]-Sassam.
Laws broken: 3, 2b(attacked neutral vessels bringing useful cargo)
Context:

Outcasts attempted another "attack" on Gamma today. After gathering enough forces we engaged them and defeated them at the cost of a few casualties. One of the pilots we had is named [A]-Sassam. who apparently belongs to a group tagged as [A]-. After the invading force was defeated, said pilot opened fire on me and nearly took my shield down. I returned a few warning shots and tried to calm him down but any form of communication was meaningless as he engaged me head-on. I broke of formation and exchanged fire for a few minutes after which said pilot stopped attacking and hid behind one of our cruisers. I returned to Crete and asked him again if he calmed down and as I was going to ask for an explanation he surprise-attacked me and destroyed my ship. Coward. One of his friends said he was "mental". I don't know what his condition might be but he is clearly a threat to the Corsairs. I've also read reports from the Zoner Trader Consortium and Omicron Supply Industries that they stopped shipping food and other supplies to Corsair bases because their transports were under attack by the same group.

Evidence: #1 #2 #3

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• Alka Nica<>
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[Enojado]

[color=#FF0000]

*Recording Transmission*
*Loading super secure preferences*
*Cleaning rear window*
*Buying new shoes*
*Shining new shoes*
*Brushing teeth*

*coughs* YALALALALA Brothers.

This man twists the truth like a desert snake! A poisonous one not to mention... his venom is evident all over his tricksy talk! So yeah.

I did indeed test his resourcefulness as well as his ability to solve things with kind words! But no outcasts were involved. The outcast attack was long gone and I did not even receive word of it myself.

Flaw 1: No outcasts were involved in this ordeal.

Then as I gave him a few pod shots he interestingly enough returned fire instead of trying to talk me out of it. Obviously he is a man of little character if he wishes to condemn me based on what he is guilty of as well!

Flaw 2: He did not once clearly try and stop me verbally.

Flaw 3: There was no cruiser present nor did I 'hide' behind any. I ask that he presents physical evidence of this dumb accusation.

After I moved off a bit he decided to instead of speak peacefully verbally challenge me by uttering offensive and challenging words.

Flaw 4: He insisted that harm came upon him by sheer stupidity.

Of course he then had it coming.

Flaw 5: He was not surprised, any real man knows that taunts are followed by reprisals.

The accuser can bring more evidence to the table to deny the flaws in his story I exposed.

I rest my case.

Sassam greets you!

YALALALALALALALA!


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*shaving moustache*
*grooming eyebrows*
*cleaning curry stain from robe*
*transmission terminated*

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[alkaleon@gmail.com]

{:: Incoming transmission [color=#006600]::}

Comm ID: Alka Nica[color=#006600];
Source: Omicron Gamma;

The evidence is there. Clearly you destroyed my ship and there were many corsairs there to witness it. You attacked me for no reason. Nobody asked you to test anyone. Perhaps you were deafened by your ridiculous screaming but I did attempt to stop you with words. You did not respond. Need I say more?

{:: End of transmission [color=#006600]::}

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• Alka Nica<>
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