'Raya 'Crash' Remnant here. I'm looking for (new) blood to fill the ranks of a new squadron me and some fellow idiots are assembling.
How it came to be
Back in the old S/D days, house hunting was usual business. But hunters have grown fat and weak over time. In their obese ships... It sickens me. Long enough have we been overrun by superior firepower. Times have changed. To overcome firepower, you simply need more firepower. Or, just make sure they can't hit you.
So I discussed this with 2 hunter mates of mine. The talks were long and mind blowing. Here is the videofeed of the meeting that spawned the 22nd:
And there you have it.
The 22nd Serpent Wing consists soley of Sea Serpents. No heavier fighters are allowed. Our purpose is to hunt in packs, and shoot the crap out of every poor shmuck who's worth a penny. Don't worry about them shooting back, they won't hit if you utilise the Serpent right.
Recruitment
So, here we are. Anyone who is already a registered BHG| hunter can apply for the 22nd here. Don't worry about getting killed: we have plenty Serpents in stock, and we don't like each other anyway. Just drag down a few baddies with you as you explode in a violent fashion.
The initiation ceremony has been scrapped due to isis exploding. We have those Core tossers to thank for that. So new blood should consider themselves lucky.
22nd code of conduct
1. ALWAYS hunt in packs. NO solo flying. The 22nd is just like gaffer tape: we are unbreakable as long as we stick together. Minimum number of Serpents in a pack is 3. 2 under dire sircumstances or if you have an old skool death wish.
2. I am god. I am always right. And you will obey f-ing orders. Teamwork is essential. So keep an eye on your comms and follow orders. When I go down, which I'm sure I will, Bang takes command. If he goes down as well, Boom takes over. If Boom goes down as well, run like hell.
3. Sea Serpents are made out of cardboard and tanned corsair hides. They do not take punishment well. So keep an eye on your shield. If it goes down, you might as well. When your shield fails, break off and dodge like mad untill your shield kicks back in. This also applies when you are not being fired at. Mines are easy enough to run into. Also, thou shall not joust.
4. Bounties earned by the Serpents go in the Serpent ace who got the kill. Probably. We all end up rich, I hope.
5. All other Guild rules apply for the 22nd as well.
6. Naming convention is BHG|22nd-[explosion-like sound] Do not ask why, Upon joining, you WILL find out. Trust me.
Meet the tools
Allowed ships:
If you need to check, get the hell out of here before I eat your spleen.
Allowed weapons:
- all civillian stuff
- all BHG stuff (Update: reavers have been improved. feel free to test those out.
- all mines, missles, knives and sharp sticks you can get your hands on
- Magma hammers are allowed within Liberty. The LPI was kind enough to grand us acces in order to shoot scumbags.
For years we have been outnumbered, outgunned and outwitted. The last 2 still apply, but we sure as hell will make sure the first one does no more. We are agile. We are mean. We are maniacs. We will attack ANYTHING in numbers. We will rain death upon those trying to stop us. We will strike like snakes on steroids. We will kill, kill and kill some more.
Then, at the end of the day, when everything is dead, we do it all over again the next day.
Sirius is a garbage pit, and we are here to clean house. Now get out there and start hosing those baddies with tracer fire.
> Comm ID: Michael Romeo > Source: Dabadoru Station, Omicron Delta > Callsign: BHG|22nd-Kablam > Message:
Headed out to Minor now to attempt the initiation process. I'm thinking I may have to use a few Serpents to get this done. Who the @#$% came up with this idea anyways?!
*sigh*
Well if I must, I must. Here goes nothing.. hope to see y'all again at some point.
M. Romeo
> Update:
Well it seems I made it back without destroying a Serpent. I'll tell ya I never wanna have to go through that again.
The following attachments contain footage of my ordeal: