To: Leaders of the Zoner factions (except CoZ)

[The Joker]

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[font=Trebuchet Ms] With ten of my boys around? What were they doing? Shooting at Isis? [color=#33CC00]Ha, ha. I don't think so. You know... I ordered them to attack him and him only as soon as he joined the party, that is after he sent Order to soften us up. Seek your fame on other places.

Did you know that is not wise to call me a liar? Beat it, kid.

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[Daerune]

[font=Trebuchet]but the Order simply refused to give him to us[color=#33cc00].

We aren't a bunch of push over Joker if you think you could just come into minor and demand a Zoner Ally to be handed over so you could kill him then you sir are mistaken. due to -your- actions out side of Toledos orbit none the less you have been confirmed as a hostile target, and if I remember all your ships were destroyed...... again.

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[Lieutenant]

Transmitting. Order Signal. Recon Pilot. Callsign: Jester.



Rubbing his hands together vigorously, he would exhale a fog of shakey breath as his muscles shivered. He'd lean back into his fighter's seat and sigh, a dull glow of green reflecting from his helmet's blackened visor.

"I believe we didn't lose but one vessel, if I recall. If anything, your fighting was on par with a patrol of Nomads after you blow apart their mindnode ship. Erratic, out of control, unable to focus. Command's put the call out on you and your pathetic bunch. How about you scurry back on the far side of Sirius, and keep far away from the Order, unless you're a masochistic prick who enjoys being beaten by people who shoot back."

Lifting a fist to pound the big red off button, he gives a pause and mutters.

"Kudos for pissing off the Primary Fleet."

He slams the off button.

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My honest reaction upon reading the forums, whenever I rarely do. Joe Kucan, he's the man.

[The Joker]

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[font=Trebuchet Ms]And just who the hell are you now talking like some angry rabbit? Was this even addressed to you? Ah, who cares, but you should take it easy there fella. Take off that hood and just... breathe in some air into your lungs. Breath in, breath out. Just relax and go with the flow.

May I call you Blue Hoodie? Now, I'm gonna share an annoying fact with you; all I constantly listen to people who threatens to do this, threatens to do that. All this threating makes me... worried sometimes. So much hate in this Serious Sirius. And now you come along, uknowey man to me, talking the talk. Well...

Get in the damn line. There are a lot people in front of you, haha, ha-ha.

I just fulfilled my given word like I always do. No big deal. I simply came and I took what I wanted - a piece of that juggie's hull. You see... we don't care about our losses like you do - all we care about is other people's losses; losses of ships, losses of lives, losses of human minds, ha-ha-ha. If you could only understand that, you'd soon realize that... that threatening thing you did just now simply made me laugh even more. You could refer to yourself as one of my personal entertainers.

I asked them Order boys nicely to hand over Marvey, they refused, many died. So what? People die every day for one reason or another. Go on a funeral or something if you're that grief/angry stricken or go watch a holo-drama or whatever. But don't blame me that you lost few cappies despite of having five or six at your side protecting some shady Zonie. Was it five, six, or was it even more, ladies and gentlemen? I lost count after that HAF Sair legate joined in the final stages, followed by Salvation, [color=#9999FF]for whom I'm not sure if he fully participated in providing you with covering fire on the Festival of Minor Burning Brightly. How many cappies was there, lil' Blue Lyin' Hood? Come on, don't be shy.

By the way; if you two angry children, you and that Jester attention-craving fella, happen to notice that you're loosing your own mind, hop in and take a vacation at my lovely Asylum. It's free of charge and I promise I'll provide you medication treatments that will surely make you laugh for the rest of your cloaked, insignificant little lives.

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[mnbnbf]

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Neuralnet ID: Sergeant Lovejoy Marshall

Order agents, let's hold off on aggravating the Joker until HC has had a chance to formally discuss our stance towards him.

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Thanks to MikeyH for the banner.

I was going to turn your ship into something that would have been better named "Lada" but I was told to be nice.

[Daerune]

Sargent Lovejoy I suggest you check the Order communications as this has already been passed by the Order primary fleet Grand admiral.

Order agents are no longer allowed to send transmissions to this frequency, I only used this to inform the Zoner leaders of our stance towards the Joker and his lackeys

Now Joker. You may not call me Blue hoodie. If you thought you could walk into Omicron minor and just do what ever you liked well you are wrong. actions have consequences, deal with it.

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[reisiger_duke]

Well then Mr Joker.

TAZ, OSI and ZTC; if you want to avoid incidents like this, I'd advise you right now to confirm or refuse our no-fire agreement which I propose now officially. I wanna hear only from leaders of these factions. Just tell me do you want it or not, so the Jokey can know who's is or who intends to get naughty.

I can only echo my esteemed colleagues from the ZTC in giving you a similarly worded reply:

As a business enterprise, OSI is usually not interested in third party issues... that is as long as those stay thid party and do not suddenly touch one of these exceptions:

1. Create incidents in Tau 37 or Tau 29 and it might happen that the OSI escort wing will intercept you, hunt you, and perhaps destroy you. Especially, never scratch even the paint of on of our bases there. Best would be to stay out of the NFZs anyway.
   
2. Attack TAZ or ZTC vessels, and we will likely go after you.
   
3. If OSI would be asked by any Zoner to help him or her against threats or attacks from your side, OSI would go after you. The same applies for the Order or the GMG.
   

Quite frankly I don't care what the [ZF]Pendulum does - or you to her, as long as noone else gets dragged into the mess. But as you managed to get yourself hostile to the Order| by initiating an attack on their turf... I'm moving you and your thugs to 'unfriendly' diplomatic status.

Depending on further information and communications by the Order| and within the Zoner Alliance and between Zoner faction leaders, your status could change again... for better or worse.

Kind Regards
Reisiger Duke

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[The Joker]

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Do you see me complaining, [color=#33CC00]Lil' Blue Lying Hood? I'm laughing my eyeballs out here while describing what really happened.[color=#33CC00] I'm just a happy camper. And you still didn't take off that hood. Tz, tz, tz. How can you even breathe under that thing? Oh, shoosh, OSI dude is here, gotta go.

Good evening, mister Duke. How you've been? I hope you're just fine. Good that you responded, I'm really glad. You're gonna put me on unfriendly list? Erm. Fine. Put me on a grocery list for all I care, I'm sure you guys won't do anything stupid. Not only because it would be stupid, but because I never really attacked any of you OSI guys before. I tell you what; I'll put you on my Give-'em-a-friendly-wave-when-you-see-'em list and let's just call it a day.

Ask yourself; why the hell would I attack ZTC and TAZ anyway? ZTC go on their own business and they're so... so damn far, just like you. And TAZ. Well... I like to think of them as my friendly neighbors who never complain that I'm having a loud parties, aha-ha-ha.

Ok, now I just can't take this any longer. I'm so much entertaining to myself.

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[Tenshu]

Comm ID: Xavier Triton
To: To The Joker

Greetings Joker,

While I said to wait for Doc Holliday to make an official statement on this matter, as a member of TAZ and who has regular contact with my peers you can be rest assured we wont take any action against you that would be considered out of the ordinary. Action being, what the ZTC and OSI have already stated.

1. Attack us or our friends and we will be get cross
2. Be naughty in our space and we will be very cross
3. Dock on Pueblo Bunito and we will be biblicaly cross.

I know you have already stated you wouldnt take action. Just tieing up that loose end we left.
While we frown upon attacking fellow Zoners, we know it not to be our buisness.
The Pendulum attacked of it's own accord without any word or input from us or the rest of the ZA.

A bit late as it is, we wont interfere.

--Xavier Triton, Pennsylvania, Bethlehem, Trident of Eris.--

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[The Joker]

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[font=Trebuchet Ms]Excellent. The no-fire agreement between my Entertainer Group ltd. [color=#33CC00]and OSI, ZTC and TAZ has been settled.

Cya, Zonies.

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