Bad poetry corner

[Petitioner]

A trochee, an iamb, a couplet or two,
or maybe the sounds of a drunken crew.
The tones of this thread are really quite dull
when your rhythm and rhyme skills are basically null.

This thread is for bad poems, James.

I miss storytime with James. Write a series of Italian sonnets about your experiences in Disco, and on Friday we'll have storytime again, yes?
I'm already telling Twisp. Glad that we could work this out easily.

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[Death.RunningVerminator]

Poetry is bad
something something something
Joe should be more specific
Like tell us if we must rhyme
worth a dime
or like a mime

[Widow]

something something something

Classic.

That is all.

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[Madvillain]

I'm leaning against the wall.
I go to the shopping mall
Shopping for some cheese and bread
That doesn't rhyme at all
What the hell have I just said?

Smoke in my eye.
Please go away.
you burn in my eye.
My room smells like hay

yeah that 'll do

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[Grumblesaur]

This thread is for bad poems, James.

I miss storytime with James. Write a series of Italian sonnets about your experiences in Disco, and on Friday we'll have storytime again, yes?
I'm already telling Twisp. Glad that we could work this out easily.

Shanghaied again, oh dear, oh crap
between time for homework and time to go fap
I fear that I lack the necessary time
to read you those stories, sonnets, and rhymes.

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A way a lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay,
brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

[RmJ]

Ffjfnfucdni hnynch vh eh chnhfneunchrnch hr vh cr chneunduenudnh h h y eh ch end eh nude.

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[Crackpunch]

Shanghaied again, oh dear, oh crap
between time for homework and time to go fap
I fear that I lack the necessary time
to read you those stories, sonnets, and rhymes.

Crap n fap!

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[Loken]

Ffjfnfucdni hnynch vh eh chnhfneunchrnch hr vh cr chneunduenudnh h h y eh ch end eh nude.

That was beautiful.

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[Rodent]

For those who've played Mass Effect 2.

Roses are red
violets are blue
I am Harbinger
this hurts you.

[MetalPheonix]

I have a haiku, for those of you that are not familiar with the poetry style, it just follows a pattern of 5 syllables, 7 syllables and then five again, Let me start:
Haiku's are easy
But they don't always make sense
Refridgerator.

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