Well. This is an amusing one. For starters, I am drunk. We were at a party at my aunt's house(Hence why my grandmother is there) and my Aunt is rather loopy. She has this whole farm of animals. Ducks, horses, pigs, dogs, cats, frogs, rats, and everything. She takes in many rescues. This dog is named Norman Bates. He's a rescue dog that was found roaming the freeway. He's also blind. And a puppy. So I in my drunken state formed a bond with this dog and tried to smuggle him home. Was pretty funny.