Now to the topic of this post, they people of marketing gods!
The first Monday of the month, they give out free pizza, all you can eat. There are hundreds of commercials for this the week prior to the free pizza, and about 200+ people come for this, at the time the pizza gets there.
Now, They are making so much money on this...
The gym get packed as soon as the people are done eating. Out of the 150 cardio machines, 2 were open for use after the first round of 30 pizza pies were delivered.
Wait... You show up and get free pizza, all you can eat? Then you get to go work out and puke all over the machines? What a deal! And so ... self-serving, too. That means you get fat from eating the pizza, then go lose the weight on the machines.
(11-21-2013, 12:53 PM)Jihadjoe Wrote: Oh god... The end of days... Agmen agreed with me.