Bad poetry corner

[Marburg]

'Burg, that didn't quite grate on my psyche as much as it could have done. Infact it was almost tolerable.

I'll try again later when I'm drunk & eating a fried tater. I misunderstood great with grate & crickey, after a shot or two I can eff with your psyche like Vader knowing Dung Fu:unsure:

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[Loken]

iPhone sucks for this.

Rus in spring my valor is bling
Rus in summer my legate is power
Rus in winter my brick wins ever
Rus in fall my juggy make u fall too

shoot Hessians first or
cannot say who is to fight
it all is mixed soup

And now I can join the IND.

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[Dusty Lens]

shoot Hessians first or
cannot say who is to fight
it all is mixed soup

And now I can join the IND.

I couldn't find that thread:D

Inspired if I do say so myself.

[jammi]

There was once a Zoner from Theta
Who met up with an Outcast in Beta -
The Corsairs did scream
And the trolls did cream
And now the Freeport is a crater.

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[Dusty Lens]

Sorru. Phone mishap.

[Soul Reaper]

I fly my Nyx into the night
Anticipating the eternal gank
For I am an alcolyte of Panzer.

I see the my contact list filling up
But now my bots remain no longer
For the ionstorm had struck,
And they're already firing

Oh how much I wish I had
A giant sollie Thannie.

~Rewrote some to make it sound better. My bad poetry is too good.

Oh but there he is
Reaper in all his glory
Mounted with ten sollies,
In a giant Thannie

And the shots flew straight and true
Into the blue and black of night,
Into gallia raping,
As only done by Alexander the Grape

Into the black of space went Qew Qews,
Due to Repur's Pew Pew


Aha..I suck so hard at poems..

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[Rommie]

Oh but there he is
Reaper in all his glory
Mounted with ten sollies,
In a giant Thannie

And the shots flew straight and true
Into the blue and black of night,
Into gallia raping,
As only done by Alexander the Grape

Into the black of space went Qew Qews,
Due to Repur's Pew Pew
Aha..I suck so hard at poems..

But what is this?
The worshipers of orange,
Spreaders of addiction
Forward bring the ravager
A beast as long as an administrators ego
A spawn of retardation.

The Nyx and the Thannie hold their ground,
Awaiting on a miracle yet to be found.

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In space, nobody knows I'm a panda

[Crackpunch]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Joe has a venator
I want one too

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[Death.RunningVerminator]

From the soul of DRV.

Once, upon a midnight dready
did i ponder, so weak and scary
the tails of told to be sold
by he himself midnight shown
the lorax so strong with the bong
not that he should ponder
for the golden hour
red and white is that gold
which blossoms are violet
and roses are red
so is my heart filled with the dead

[HuggieSunrise]

I cant dance
i cant talk
the only thing about me is that im drunk.