So its off to have dinner. Maybe he'll show up this time. Heh. Well I am standing by at Baffin or FP 6 maybe. Docked drunk. Told the ship take us home, and got good and drunk. It was that or go back and make a rucuss in NY. So I got drunk. These guys have to make up their minds. In out, dinner, insults. If this is how it goes at dinner, well eat quickly I guess huh? Well, got my good knife and bib for the road.
Comm ID: Law_of_Fives
Form: Mad John
To: TAZ..... Bless You All
Right then,
We're in Zoner business, at last on the LoFs after a right piggin' struggle to get the Green Light on the IDometer.
I've hired a couple of deck hands (Loafers) to help me out and swept out the new ship (GMG Trader), bow to stern, she's now all rinky dinky and ready to go. The maxi bar is stocked up wi' an assortment of beverages to cater for any o' yez that want ter drop by and the smokes are in that box on the dash. Help yerselves.
Now got a whole lot of work to do learning the controls and quirks 'o the ship while runnin' round, mappin' the System and doin' a bit 'o goods inbound and outbound..... Mal, I'll pack me own suitcase so no one'll slip something in to upset them Liberty folk wi' the well pressed trousers, I'd hate you to have to keep goin' visiting up there and gettin' fat on that venison! (Any chance you can bring some back sometime? a doggy bag or summat?)
Quote:From - Elder Gentle. Pirate King of the OPG.
"Your actions have demonstrated once more the common sense and cunning diplomacy that the Junkers have become accustomed to applying in these delicate situation. I have been much encouraged by what you have said."
We like Feedback just like everybody else. Word has it everybody dislikes us, yet no one ever tells us why. I hope you could.
Transmission to: TAZ
Comm. ID: Ricky Ross
Location: Luxury Liner Golden.Greenleaf
Today was a good day for the Greenleaf, after months of hard work, the new and improved Luxury Liner rolled out the shipyards. It Possesses all the usual accomodations, but has a improved spa, both Lounge Cafe's are now state of the art and everything smells new again.
The Ship-painter took a couple of days of it seems, cus i cant seem to get that "Zoner" license to go with the name. Ill get a painter to finish the job, even if i have to point my phaser at him.
Currently the Golden Greenleaf is roaming bretonian space, but it will be near Gran Canaria shortly.
I wish to invite each and everyone of you to join in the Opening Ceremony later this week. There will be free drinks, free food and offcourse, loads of free pot. I have asked my Scientists to brew up a good mix for this party and i can tell you, they Succeeded. This Cross-polinated Green is the best ive ever smoked, it steered me in a such a magnificent high, it took me over a day to get back to reality.
If anyone wants to book a Suite, contact me or leave me a message. We will get back to you. All discordian zoners are free to hop aboard anytime, anywhere.
Well is send you all the best of luck for this new year, 818AS must be the best to come.
"War. War never changes. Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the killing power of rock and bone, blood has been spilled in the name of everything, from God to justice to simple, psychotic rage."
Message to: TAZ
Comm ID: Linus Koios
Location: Gran Canaria, Omega-49
'Scuse the boring message header; got other things on my mind just now. Had the most interestin' pleasure of talkin' with a Mrs. DeLavancy (I spell that right?) last night...says she came all the way from Sol in the service of the Omnioculus, the "all-seeing eye." She also says she ain't human, or machine. We had a right fascinatin' chat, though I still got loads o' questions to ask 'er. Anyhow, Reggie introduced her as a friend of a friend, so keep yer eyes out for her GMG transport, an' lend 'er a hand if she needs one.
from: Persephone II, Elizabeth Tate "Jinx"
to: TAZ communication relais
"this is Jinx, i feel that i should inform the strongest zonergroup in sirius about my current intentions. the guarship persephone II will undergo excessive exercises to gain the [zoner guard] status. - in order to do so, i will be forced to reconfigure the ships IFF and other internal systems - so the ship may most probably appear with a wrong affiliation on the screens.
furthermore, freeport 11 will deploy drones to practice defense systems. those drones show corsair IFFs sometimes - but they are actually remote controlled drones used to test the ship in actual combat without going against an opponent of flesh and blood.
the exercises started today and will keep going for quite some time. while the exercises are going, the ship is considered out of order, but will remain stationed at FP11.
if there are any further questions - don t hesitate to contact me. Jinx out"
from: Battleship Persephone II
to: those involved, affected
"After extensive practical trials, i entered the bureucracy phase. there will be no more drones deployed in omicron-delta and i hope i haven t left too much debris floating around. the ships transponder will now be fixed and i want to thank everyone for their understanding.
most grateful, E. Tate "Jinx"
ps.: the ship will most probably seen within the inner sphere for the transponderfix - just ignore it"
Message To: TAZ Central Pineal.
COMM ID: Mad John
Loc. Floating in Space, Waiting for Laneside Assistance in O3
RE: It'll be all Wight on the Night!
Well folks, it's taken a while but I've now managed to get myself neutral to almost all Factions other than the fanatical Guards, Phantoms and the Blue Squirmy jobbies. Oh .. and Freelancers for some reason.
Yesterday, I thought I'd go and check on our Orderly Neighbours over on Toledo, I had some probs finding the entrance to the Unknown and put out for some intel to download into me Sat Nav, when all of a sudden ole "Crank" pipes up to say he'll come and meet me!
Well the feller was good as his word and came all the way out to S13 to escort me in to Omichron Minor > Great mapping exercise!
Just wanted to mention it... Pay yer respects to him whenever you're out that way, he's a bit of a loner but sure will entertain yez and treat yer right. He's got the Biggest Piggin' Ship (BPS) I've ever seen btw.