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**ID:DINK SMALLWOOD**
**LOCATION:PLANET NEW LONDON**
**SUBJECT:BMM APPLICATION**
Name: Dink Smallwood
Place of birth: New London, Planet New London
Date of birth: 6/11/796
Sex: Male
Physical description: 5ft 4in tall. 57.3 Kg weight. Not big by anyone's standards
Biography: Born on our capitol planet, in our capitol city, I grew up there and stuff, and like, I had a family there and stuff, most Smallwood's were occupied in the exciting career of Pig Farming, so that's what I did when I was kid aside from school, we were all pretty small so that's probably where our last name originates. Most of my family has kicked the bucket now, although I do have a brother living in Leeds, he's a few years older than I am. Graduated General School, didn't have the money to go to a university, so I've been doing odd jobs here and there, I'm ready to get a steady job now though. No criminal history, and my only medical history involves an ear infection when I was 7. Pretty standard in general, I lead a somewhat "un-original life".
Special notes: I'm small in every sense of the word.
Why you want to join Bretonia mining & Manufacturing[Mining Division]: Uh, well like, Miners have a reputation for being rather big, and strong, and I'd like to join BMM to compensate for my smallness.
BMM reserves the right to release you of service by not following the company's guidelines and/or placing the company's reputation in jeopardy!
Do you agree to these terms? yes/no. Yeah.
Signed: Mr. Smallwood
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