This needs editing to make it a little less rough around the edges, I'll be doing that in a day or two if RL permits.
Constructive criticism is (as usual) actively encouraged, welcomed and treasured. If you think it's a good read well hey, thats great! Feel free to tell me all about how awesome it was. Conversely, please tell me if you think something could be improved on, should be scrapped, or is just plain stupid... No really, be brutally honest.
Jack
P.S. See if you can find the (perhaps not so) subtle literature reference I made in there.