To the Liberty Republic office of border control

[Price_]

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---Neural-net ID: Richard Price---

Good day.

My name is Richard Price, vice-president of Universal Shipping Inc. ([*USI*])
I come to you today to request clearance to pass the Texas borders into Rheinland, in aid of the new Libery controlled Battleship Westfalen. (or westfallen as it is commonly called in Liberty.)

Obviously Universal has no intentions of supplying Rheinland in anyway, as I am sure you remember the part we played in the initial support of the Westfalen.

We would however like to offer further aid to the military personal stationed there, as we know they are under constant threat of bombardment of the Rheinland forces in the area, and we feel it is our duty as one of Liberties largest corporations to do our part in making sure our troops are well taken care of.

I am attaching our shipping manifest below for your approval of the goods we feel would be of the most benefit to Liberty at Westfalen.

1. 
   
   
2. Super Alloy 20,000 Units
   
3. Engine Components 20,000 Units
   
4. H-Fuel 20,000 Units
   
5. High-Temperature Alloy 20,000 Units
   
6. Oxygen 30,000 Units
   
7. Water 30,000 Units
   
8. Food Rations 30,000 Units
   
9. Consumer Goods 30,000 Units
   
10. Deuterium 50,000 Units
    

Our chief logistics officer has spent some time coming up with this list, and we feel it will bring the needed supplies to our men and women stationed on the Westfalen to keep them well fed and cared for, at least for a short time.

If you feel that any of these items are unneeded, or feel that there are other items that are more needed, please inform us and we can work and amending the shipping orders before sending the orders out to our employees.

We will give you some time to consider our request and go over the shipping manifest.

Signed
Richard Price
Vice President
Universal Shipping Inc.

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