Thank you, Hackers, for your assistance in my escape from the corporate oppressors! My time with you has been mind expanding beyond all expectations or assumptions. My eyes have been opened to the lies of the commercial oligarchy! I have none but you to thank for saving me from my own ignorance.
I cannot remember life before the Hack, and life after has been most enjoyable. We may yet win the war against the corrupt pets of the kleptocracy known as Liberty!
I cannot be more thankful for my acceptance into the world of the technological elite.