...hack.initiated...decryption.in.progress...
...Sr. Director Moriarty recognized...transmission.encrypted...uploading data...
Hackers:
The past few days have brought numerous victories for The Lane Hackers against the oppressive Liberty Regime and their lackeys.
Three days ago while fighting to liberate the stolen credits of our brethren from the rich robber barons, our team of Hackers was engaged by a squad of Mandalorian Mercenaries.
Eventually the 3 Mercs managed to explosively decompress Frosty's hull, but all 3 of the vile opportunists were destroyed by our superior skills. The final Merc to face destruction was Dha Piruna, under the combined fire of Svengali, Le Chiffre, Highwayman, and Ernst Stavro Blofeld.
Last night our forces infiltrated the New York system to spread the glorious enlightenment of Cardamine to the starving population of Liberty. An LSF GB, =LSF=Tugboat stumbled upon our operation and after a brisk fight with myself, Ernst Stavro Blofeld, and Robin Hood was destroyed.
Three other LSF arrived and two of them were dispatched, one of whom died from their own incompetent friendly fire.
[font=Fixedsys]After our distribution operation was completed, [HF]-Daniel Nance, Aires, and myself engaged a Bounty Hunter Battlecruiser that dared to intrude into Vespucci and vaporized the miscreant with little effort.
[font=Fixedsys]Today, while conducting a hacking operation of the trade lanes in California, our full team of Hackers was engaged by 2 Bounty Hunter gunships. After a brief fight, both of them were eliminated.
[font=Fixedsys]Following our triumphs, the Liberty cowards commissioned a force of 6 unaligned capital ships to invade Magellan and attempt to thwart us.
Needless to say, we easily evaded their cowardly attempts to engage us in their floating slagheaps and have regrouped for future hacking operations.
...encryption.in.progress...hack terminated...
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