To: TAZ|From: Ctp. Jackson Riker|Encryption: Alpha

[Joggin]

*Incoming Transmission*
Comm ID: Mad John Rackham
Location: Ambassador's Office, Shasta Orbital Skyhook, Baffin System
To: Captain Riker, SSC

Captain,

Well, thanks fer askin'! There ain't many that do that before turning up at the TAZ Temple Gates and I guess you, likewise, had no intention of makin' such a request for entering TAZ property until you encountered our recently installed security system.

However, I guess we can forgive most things, but I have to tell you that the Temple is closed for the Holy Festival of "Wheredit Go and Who's Got Our Stuff?".

An inventory of the base is underway by a scrawny bunch of Consultants known as "Eris Auditors Unlimited", which may take some time due to them having to learn to count on the job. Therefore, entry is restricted to TAZ plus a trusted few during this period due to the high levels of shouting and screaming expected in the operation.

Bear with us, we're working on a protocol for entry to the Temple in the aftermath of the Audit and we expect this to be published along with the Report and Recommendations.

Hail Eris!
MJR

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