To: Omicron Supply Industries

[Major_Mayhem]

Dear Dr. Hodge Van Mojo

Imagine our surprise when we received this message. But let me explain:

Omicron Supply Industries has always respected the sovereign rule of the Temporary Autonomous Zoners over and the sanctity of the Baffin system. And because of your apparent wish of solitude we implied that the TAZ did not only believe in Eris, but also in being self-sustaining. And we respected that too.

Due to that and its location, the Baffin system has never caught the eye of our marketing strategists. Therefore, we are not even aware of a "collective invitation" concerning Malaclypse Freeport.

But because we have received this "singular invitation" let me state very clearly:
The Temporary Autonomous Zoners are our brethren and fellow followers of the Zoner way. Therefore, OSI will not deny any request for help from TAZ. Provided, of course, it does comply with OSI policy and politics.

Because I suspect that our more religious employers are most likely to put in an extra shift I would like them to have be able to pray to Eris with their brethren from the TAZ and attend services and ceremonies.
If that is not possible, I would still ask you to accommodate their religious needs as best as possible.

Best regards
Jason Kelly
Director of HR