Unione Corse Communications (inRP) (FO)

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Bonjour!
Jason Orsini reportin' in!
Now,before you check out my report,I'd like to warn you.
It's content will be extra-weird with a pinch or two of crazy.
The whole thing started when I was flyin' 'round the Taus,
looking for some sniffers to shoot.
I'm sure you know how much they are worth.
Anyways,I received a call from my man Jorden.
Apparently,he was chasin' seafood around Bretonia.
I was like "I got you,bro!" and hauled arse to Chester.
Here's where it got interesting.As soon as I exited the jump hole,
I saw these two blue things flyin' at supersonic speeds!
Of course,as bold as I am,I went in for a closer look.
Now,I'm not sure if it was because of the whiskey,
but I could see through the damned thing.
Like,I don't know...crazy!
But then it got worse.A wing of ships,
belonging to "The Order" came outta nowhere and started blastin' the seafood!
Thing is,their whole wing didn't even damaged them.
Them two critters just flew away,with me following them.
Eventually,they lead me to somekind of a asteroid or a planetoid or a base.
I have no idea,really.
And I might've...accidently made love to it.
There was this thing that looked like...you know what.
I thought it was a docking port or something and went in.
And uh...yeah...for all I know,I might've impregnated the weird alien base.
Things went back to normal after that,though.
Except for the massive Zoner warship that was patrolling Bretonia.
All in all,I think I should visit a shrink.And soon.
Jason,out.

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