Felix walked into the bar, rather enjoying him self. a nearby corsair looked at him funny, "why are you looking so smug, mate?"
"it just so happends that ,while oing through some records of old corsairs that roamed the seas on Old Earth i found a War-Song and was wondering weather we could accept and use it as our own, this was how it went," he sang the old dirge with a strong bass voice that rang thoughout teh entire bar.
"I'm the child of a blood ripper,
Born in the teeth of a gale,
I'm the one who wields the sword,
An' makes the enemy wail.
I'm as sharp as a reef rock,
I carry death in my claw,
Go where I like, slay who I will,
Thats the Corsair's law!
Blood's me favorite color,
I'm swifter than lightnin' aye,
Stand out o' me way, stand out I say,
Step aside now, or die!
Cos' I'm the spawn o' nightstorm,
An' death sails in me wake,
I sheath me blade in innards,
An' what I want, I take!
Come one, come all, I'm waiting!
I'll flay yor carcass bare,
So everyplace I go they'll say,
Ahoy, you bold Corsaaaiiirrr!"
Amid the cheers from his mates, Felix smiled and sat down for a drink, odviously pleased with his discovery.
//Thx to Brian Jaques for his awsome books and for helping with the song.
Some say that he is allergic to a fungus found only between the toes of Corsairs,
and that he is oblivious to 98% of Liberty Law. All we know is... He's called the Busdriver!