[To: =LSF= Operational Data Network]
[From: Agent in Training, Jack Harkness]
[Location: CLASSIFIED]
[Subject: CYBER SECURITY]
Status:URGENT
Greetings Agents,
I got a very dubious Transmission from "SoulViper" that is currently being held in arrest on Prison Station Mitchell.
Here comes the transcript from the Audio File.
Viper Wrote:
[You have One New Message]
[Recorded Message From, Prison station Mitchel]
[Playing Recorded Message]
hey there, Agent Harkness, its Vi'per here... erm... calling well sending from Prison Station Mitchel, but by the time you actually get this i will be out and long gone for the time being, hehe.
so uh... may i call you agent? im going to call you Agent, Agent Harkness, nice ring you got to it, hehe, a good name, i don't mind if you don't listen to this Audio Logged Recorded message... i don't mind as im not going to stalk you now...
well anyway interesting report you got Agent, Like you i did join the LSF a long time ago but pulled out before my papers were accepted, sure i might have tapped into ya comm line's a long time ago too but, oh well thought makes it that bit easier for me to track pirate activity and detail there ships and combat tactics down the the very last screw and nail. but that's not my reason, hehe, so i might just say, my ship is actually legal to fly as its Civilian, just not in ya zone 21 or ya system called Virginia with out permission... because... its a restricted zone to all non-liberty lawful, err...or something like that, yes exactly like that...
but nice twist on the "disabled its engine's" hehe no one is going to bat an eye so the truth wont be told, it'l be our little secret might give you some points with your captains and admirals hehe, though you never asked me to leave, :/ i do have right to leave i just recall 'exterminate' being said after to identify but you know me or at least it was me and you kinda never said who you were directing it towards, which im totally not pointing out right now... but make it a little more obvious next time ok? ok, though it would be nice if you would kindly treat a lady a little better but all good fun anyway.
but Mitchel has some nice officers some pretty boys their too, oh yes there was tea, and biscuits, and coffee a few little goodies like lollies and i think a few cookies to much on around the place, god those cookies they are so good, i wouldn't mind going back for another visit some day! or to snag my self a few more on the way out tehe, shh... i'll split a packet with you if you say nothing about the missing cookies... what missing cookies you ask? i don't know anything about any missing cookies... but there was much much talk too but its all good fun and games no secrets to hide or devious plots. 35s miss...
if it wasn't for receiving your neural net comms ID when i spotted that suspicious phony navy chap and Mitchel giving me a free phone call, i wouldn't be sending this here transmission, or eating there delicious cookies that are from out of this world like they came down from heaven soaked in that delicious melt in your mouth white cream chocolate dripped all over them like they were dipped and soaked into it for a few hours. well it turns out here phones don't work all that well but they still let me record my message, we'll be seeing each other in liberty a hole lot more as time passes, what jolly good fun that will be! so...
Cya around sweetheart ~Vi'per.
P.S. slap on the wrist with stripped ship of ammunition's being taken away is a nice deal, even if its 300,000 credits cost too but hey, i don't mind, part of the cost for serving liberty still, hehe.
P.P.S
there are some really nice people at prison station Mitchel, lonely like, but really really nice... oh did i say i wont stalk you? never stalk anyone... mymiss 10 seconds, rap it up please.10 seconds left on this? wow oh well i think im pretty much done anyw---
[Recorded Message Abruptly Ends]
Shouldn't Mitchell be a high security prison? Shouldn't there be no way of communication with the outside?
How did he manage to decrypt our Operation Data Network?
If we have an exploit in our systems we should fix this as fast as possible.