Former profession: Formerly a Republican Shipping Pilot (fired), Former Gunman-for-hire (Arrested and ticketed) and Conman (Beaten with a rubber hose by Hogosha during a 'business trip'.)
Reason you have for hating paste: Those Hogosha previously mentioned put paste up my nostrils during their 'refusal of services routine' which dried up so badly I couldn't breath through there anymore, been bothering me eversince. A doctor said he could help me remove it but I'd have to pay him 800,000 Credits to cover medical expenses and I later found out that the clinic I went to was partially funded by Synth Foods of all things!
Favorite farming implement: A Hoe.
Do you have any flight skills?
Alittle, although not on the ground as the Hogosha gleefully showed me...
Do you own your own ship, or was it foreclosed upon because of Synth Foods?
Those same Hogosha took my ship, my wallet and my goatee (they used DSE Duct-tape to rip it off like a 'wax job'...)I CAN aquire a ship though...But I'll have to trick that Daumann security guard with a strudel on a piece of string first...
Lastly, do you own your own tractor and pitchfork?
No, the Federal Police took alot of what I owned when they ticketed me...It wasn't my fault that tiny old man looked so much like that Republican nutjob who fired me!