To: OS&C

[Zayne Carrick]

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Source: [RHA]RHB-Gotterdamerung, location unknown
Сomm ID: Hauptmann Siegfried Draay

Guten tag, mein herren.

Let me introduce myself, I am Hauptmann of Red Hessian Army Siegfried Draay, one of the most-wanted criminals within Rheinland, which is proven by the fact that my head costs more than 80 millions. But... that's not the reason I'm contacting you. After a year of permanent service I finally received a right on vacation and I want to land my feet on planet. I haven't been on one for good amount of time. Quite unfortunately, wastelands of hessian planet Tangier are far from my desires.
So, I've decided to spent my time on planet Baden-Baden, which's quite close to our bases and can offer really luxurious recreation. What do I exactly want:
1) Transfer from Kreuzberg(or Freeport 1, in case you've messed up with Junkers) to Baden-Baden and back.
2) One month in your best beach resort for non-Rheinlanders with ability of prolongation.
3) Of course, you must maintain my anonymity, not only because people within Rheinland are frightening children with my face, but also because Hessian Oberkommando won't approve such waste of money and time.

If you're ready to provide services I want-name your price.
Oh, and last thing, if you'll dare to think about contacting Rheinland Federal Polizei on this matter... Let's just say, that your resorts don't have military grade shields to withstand orbital bombardment.

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