Baconsoda, ye be under arrest fer obstruction o' justice. Hands where I can see 'em. I SAID HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM! I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL PULL THE TRIGGER! Oi, wha? Da gun has to be outta the holster first. Oh. OK. Darn, I think I super-glued my gun in there. Oh well. As you were, citizen. I be watchin' ya with one... beady... eye.
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Seriously, I'm not the one to talk about. There was more LPI on just now than any other time since the first day when we all came in gun-ho. A bunch of new guys in Patriots. All we do is fly around and crack jokes off-handed. We ain't harm no one no how.