FROM:Hans Reugen Iota 87 TO: Kruger open comms SUBJECT: The Rheinland heroes REPORT:
Hallo meinen herrs und fraus,
Hans here, and you know what have we did yesterday?
*He looks around the bar and waves at some miners that entered the bar*
Look at me!!! Just look at me!!!!
We destroyed a LNS ship, Carrier type Libertonian warship that entered Omega 7.
*He stands up and starts to dance*
Don`t mind my dance... you all can dance also!!!
Miners, Eta 21 and me, Iota 87, did destroyed that ship flying a Waran and an Arrastra. Yeah, we did that!!!
Wanna see the pictures taken from the guncams ???
*He inserts his pen into the comm drive but a beer falls and smashes the pen*
-AHEM-
My fault, but don`t worry, Eta did send me his guncam pictures after we docked at Elbich.
*He moves the jar full of beer away and inserts a new pen into the comm drive*
There.... You see ??? This is Eta with the LNS on scann... I was moving towards his direction to support him in Omega 9
This is when we started to shoot the damm libertonian ship after he refused to surrender
We did tried to make him surrender his ship and crew and after his only words "Never!" We did make some holes in its hull
And than
*Takes pen out*
As you can see, we are partying since than... When you dock at Elbich you will find some cold beer at the bar... On me, herrs und fraus.
I want my medal!!!
Oh, and my ex wife now wants to get beck to me after this... She likes shinny medals it seems, but my current wife - the stripper - puched the old bag into sleep... but thats another story.