I had an interesting run in with a Junker a few days back. I'm not really sure why she was out and about in the Taus, but she was definitely looking for trouble. Beligerant to the core, I did my best to keep our sparing verbal, given the possibility of a navy patrol sweeping by and all, but things got heated quickly. In the end I had to defend my honor and fought a tough battle that I nearly lost, but won with a moment of luck and skill!
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[27.09.2014 17:09:28] (GJ)-Genevieve.la.Mare: Hmmmph... look here.
[27.09.2014 17:09:50] (GJ)-Genevieve.la.Mare: Grease is better than the drugs you filth roll in.
[27.09.2014 17:10:16] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Oui? I'm sure I wouldn't know!
[27.09.2014 17:10:29] (GJ)-Genevieve.la.Mare: Oui, I'm sure.
[27.09.2014 17:10:59] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Don't you have some other tree to sniff up right now?
[27.09.2014 17:11:17] (GJ)-Genevieve.la.Mare: Perhaps, but you smell particularly good.
[27.09.2014 17:11:39] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Oh?
[27.09.2014 17:11:43] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Must be my cologne!
[27.09.2014 17:12:08] (GJ)-Genevieve.la.Mare: I'm surprised there's no nox hiding in that hold of yours.
[27.09.2014 17:12:10] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Smells better than grease, I assure you.
[27.09.2014 17:12:30] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: I'm surprised you're not full of that sniffer weed.
[27.09.2014 17:12:48] (GJ)-Genevieve.la.Mare: Disappointing really, I was just looking for an excuse to shoot oyu where you stand.
[27.09.2014 17:12:56] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: *grins*
[27.09.2014 17:13:09] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Sadly the Royalists would find such to be inconvenient.
[27.09.2014 17:13:13] (GJ)-Genevieve.la.Mare: Maybe I just won't look for an excuse.
[27.09.2014 17:13:47] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: You pick that trash snub out yourself?
[27.09.2014 17:14:21] (GJ)-Genevieve.la.Mare: Better than having to borrow brigand tech, so weak and dependent, the Cartel is.
[27.09.2014 17:14:29] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Looks Sirian.
[27.09.2014 17:14:46] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Pfft. Says the dog of the Royalist.
[27.09.2014 17:14:51] (GJ)-Genevieve.la.Mare: Au contraire, you forget we were the first junkers.
[27.09.2014 17:14:53] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Woof woof.
[27.09.2014 17:14:57] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: *grins*
[27.09.2014 17:15:12] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Aaah, maybe that explains why I dislike the Sirian version so much!
[27.09.2014 17:15:17] (GJ)-Genevieve.la.Mare: I should tear your fuselage limb from limb.
[27.09.2014 17:15:32] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Oh? How, Sirian, of you.
[27.09.2014 17:16:08] (GJ)-Genevieve.la.Mare: Really, I thought your organization thought that the Royals weren;t above such savagery.
[27.09.2014 17:16:19] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: *looks confused*
[27.09.2014 17:16:22] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Uh, what?
[27.09.2014 17:16:40] (GJ)-Genevieve.la.Mare: Nevermind, monsieur.
[27.09.2014 17:16:42] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Oh, uh, right?
[27.09.2014 17:17:05] (GJ)-Genevieve.la.Mare: So then, how shall we resolve this?
[27.09.2014 17:17:22] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Uh, well, there's a battleship full of royal ass over that away.
[27.09.2014 17:17:24] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: *points*
[27.09.2014 17:17:31] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: You could go stick your nose up there perhaps?
[27.09.2014 17:18:04] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Or, there's a giant solar body over there that seems like it needs exploring.
[27.09.2014 17:18:09] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: *points to the local sun*
[27.09.2014 17:18:20] (GJ)-Genevieve.la.Mare: Why don't you find your way over to that nice outcast base and mine field.
[27.09.2014 17:18:32] (GJ)-Genevieve.la.Mare: I'm sure they would welcome you with open arms.
[27.09.2014 17:18:36] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: There's a minefield around here?
[27.09.2014 17:18:43] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Oh, right.
[27.09.2014 17:18:47] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: That minefield.
[27.09.2014 17:18:57] (GJ)-Genevieve.la.Mare: Oui, that minefield, idiot.
[27.09.2014 17:19:01] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Nah. Things here are fine for me.
[27.09.2014 17:19:22] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Trying to do some business and all.
[27.09.2014 17:19:53] (GJ)-Genevieve.la.Mare: Sure you wouldn't like me to turn up the temperature a few hundred Kelvin?
[27.09.2014 17:20:18] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Non. My fantastically constructed Unione Corse vessel has perfect climate control. And no grease!
[27.09.2014 17:20:37] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Unlike what I assume your trash heap has.
[27.09.2014 17:21:04] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: So, do you breathe grease?
[27.09.2014 17:21:08] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Hey now!
[27.09.2014 17:21:10] (GJ)-Genevieve.la.Mare: Your shield is more than pliable it seems.
[27.09.2014 17:21:23] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: I'm sure your hull is more so.
[27.09.2014 17:21:26] (GJ)-Genevieve.la.Mare: Testing the waters, and i'm finding them to my liking.
[27.09.2014 17:21:47] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: That tweaked my temperature a bit.
[27.09.2014 17:22:01] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: I'm going to need compensation for that.
[27.09.2014 17:22:11] (GJ)-Genevieve.la.Mare: *laughs*
[27.09.2014 17:22:14] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Say, 50,000 francs?
[27.09.2014 17:22:22] (GJ)-Genevieve.la.Mare: No can do monsieur.
[27.09.2014 17:22:42] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Well, only one way to get satisfaction then!
[27.09.2014 17:22:47] (GJ)-Genevieve.la.Mare: Maybe if you whiny to your Sirian buddies they'll help you out.
[27.09.2014 17:22:50] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: En guarde!
[27.09.2014 17:22:55] (GJ)-Genevieve.la.Mare: Fine then!