The Archangels Fighter Club [Message Dump iRP/FO]

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User ID: {AFC}-Bolide
PASS PHRASE: Live Free or Die!
LOCATION: Locator beacon OFFLINE!

Spent the afternoon with Sunny teasing the LPI and LN. No matter how many times you tell them that you are running an escort service, even when the girls agree with you, the LOLBerry LEOs insist that they are slaves. You'd think that the Neural Net would let them update the slavery database more than once a year...

*grins* Anyway, we played tag all over NY, and eventually lost them, of all places, in the debris fields off of Pittsburgh. My flight recorder must have gotten dinged somewhere along the way, so, if you want to listen, here's me comm box recordings.

You gotta pay attention to the time stamps after about 1615, yeah? That's when things started going pear shaped, but it were great fun while it lasted.

Comms Logs

[21.03.2015 15:49:12] 2015-03-21 20:49:15 SMT
[21.03.2015 15:50:25] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: Greetings AFC members
[21.03.2015 15:50:43] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: Hello!
[21.03.2015 15:50:48] {AFC}-Mercurye[B]: Christo: Hiyas
[21.03.2015 15:50:52] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: *smiles*
[21.03.2015 15:51:39] LPIOffier_Shade: Officer shade: hi
[21.03.2015 15:51:54] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: 2 Rheinland ship whit Slaves in the cargo bay
[21.03.2015 15:51:58] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: Can explain?
[21.03.2015 15:52:12] {AFC}-Mercurye[B]: Christo: Nothing illegal about the ships, mate.
[21.03.2015 15:52:13] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: I are explain.
[21.03.2015 15:52:30] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: Its my girl.
[21.03.2015 15:52:56] {AFC}-Mercurye[B]: Christo: It's an excort service, not slaves.
[21.03.2015 15:53:01] LPIOffier_Shade: Officer shade: sadly he is right abought the ship i just checked
[21.03.2015 15:53:12] {AFC}-Mercurye[B]: Christo: Err, escort
[21.03.2015 15:54:01] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: excort? to where?
[21.03.2015 15:54:09] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: *continues to make out with girl*
[21.03.2015 15:54:19] {AFC}-Mercurye[B]: Christo: You know, you could throw a party. My lady friends are looking for some entertainment.
[21.03.2015 15:55:01] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: Negative. Please, dock in Manhattan and liberate the slaves.
[21.03.2015 15:55:11] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: But they are happy with me.
[21.03.2015 15:55:15] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: I have liberated them
[21.03.2015 15:55:46] LPIOffier_Shade: Officer shade: shall i arest them
[21.03.2015 15:55:54] MK-4: Hi all
[21.03.2015 15:56:02] {AFC}-Mercurye[B]: Christo: Excuse me, mate. I resent the idea that I would be a slaver. Haven't you ever been to a brothel?
[21.03.2015 15:56:35] Jester: *quiet chuckling and what sounds like someone eating popcorn can just be heard*
[21.03.2015 15:56:39] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: You and your girl dont have authorization to transport Slaves
[21.03.2015 15:56:53] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: Im not a girl....
[21.03.2015 15:57:22] {AFC}-Mercurye[B]: Christo: >sigh< They are not slaves... This is an escort service.
[21.03.2015 15:57:37] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: *makes more kisses with girl*
[21.03.2015 15:57:51] {AFC}-Mercurye[B]: Christo: At least, they'd better be since I already paid them.
[21.03.2015 15:58:12] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: To take slaves, need authorization.
[21.03.2015 15:58:15] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: Yeah slaves are not slaves if they are payed well and are happy *grins*
[21.03.2015 15:58:22] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: And the AFC dont have
[21.03.2015 15:58:39] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: Do you have authorisation to fly that ship with that language grammar?
[21.03.2015 15:59:19] {AFC}-Mercurye[B]: Christo: Oh, I get it, you want to set up a business on the side.
[21.03.2015 15:59:38] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: So LNS how about you give us some authorisation?
[21.03.2015 15:59:39] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: Have the pappers?
[21.03.2015 15:59:49] {AFC}-Mercurye[B]: Christo: Papers for what?
[21.03.2015 16:00:07] {AFC}-Mercurye[B]: Christo: I have records of the transaction to hire them.
[21.03.2015 16:00:09] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: Negative. The only authorizated to certificate your situation its the Primary Fleet
[21.03.2015 16:00:19] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: Or the Liberty Goberment in the "Neural Net"
[21.03.2015 16:00:34] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: Na man you are the law here now.
[21.03.2015 16:00:34] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: Send me the records
[21.03.2015 16:00:37] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: You do it.
[21.03.2015 16:00:41] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: I cant
[21.03.2015 16:00:45] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: yes you can.
[21.03.2015 16:00:59] {AFC}-Mercurye[B]: Christo: I hired them on Pittsburgh, in this very system.
[21.03.2015 16:01:04] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: In case of the ausence of the Primary Fleet, we denied all authorizations
[21.03.2015 16:01:19] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: :Red Echo:
[21.03.2015 16:01:42] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: Oh look.
[21.03.2015 16:01:44] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: welp.
[21.03.2015 16:01:44] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Lt. Carlos: Well..
[21.03.2015 16:02:18] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: To take slav
[21.03.2015 16:02:43] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: Need the right pappers
[21.03.2015 16:02:49] {AFC}-Mercurye[B]: Christo: Look, skipper, I don't have a license to transport slaves, but I have paid the people onboard and they agreed.
[21.03.2015 16:02:54] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: The only authorized to take Slaves in Liberty, its the GMG
[21.03.2015 16:03:10] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: You know what the GMG do to slaves?
[21.03.2015 16:03:24] {AFC}-Mercurye[B]: Christo: Oh, yeah, those folks...
[21.03.2015 16:03:26] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: Sorry Christo, need drop the Slave or Liberate in Manhattan
[21.03.2015 16:03:44] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: GMG open diplomatic channels whit the Liberty Goberment, and geted the permission
[21.03.2015 16:03:46] {AFC}-Mercurye[B]: Christo: >horrified< You want me to SPACE them??!
[21.03.2015 16:04:05] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: You want us to space the slaves!?!??!?!
[21.03.2015 16:04:10] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: That is murder!
[21.03.2015 16:04:25] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: In scape pods
[21.03.2015 16:04:33] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: Scape pods?
[21.03.2015 16:04:49] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: you think i have an extra one in my fighter?
[21.03.2015 16:04:55] {AFC}-Mercurye[B]: Christo: Oh, for the love of...
[21.03.2015 16:05:28] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: All right AFC, i dont have all day for this. Have two options: Dock in Manhattan and liberate the slaves...
[21.03.2015 16:05:37] {AFC}-Mercurye[B]: Christo: Muting my mike... >turns away from the screen, starts talking<
[21.03.2015 16:05:43] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: Drops in pod of scape and i trackt
[21.03.2015 16:05:54] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: So you are allowed all the girls
[21.03.2015 16:05:57] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: And we are not?
[21.03.2015 16:06:00] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: racists.
[21.03.2015 16:06:16] {AFC}-Mercurye[B]: Christo: They want to know what recompense you are going to pay them for being forced out of work.
[21.03.2015 16:06:35] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: You might just take them back to slavery.
[21.03.2015 16:06:42] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: They dont wana go back.
[21.03.2015 16:06:57] {AFC}-Mercurye[B]: Christo: and you might be a pirate in disguise, but neither is very likely.
[21.03.2015 16:07:14] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: Im very protective of my girl.
[21.03.2015 16:07:32] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: The law its the law
[21.03.2015 16:07:41] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: you know
[21.03.2015 16:08:53] {AFC}-Mercurye[B]: Christo: I'm just curious, who do I report you to for demanding that I space my employees?
[21.03.2015 16:09:04] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: Right?
[21.03.2015 16:09:29] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: Alright...what seems to be the problem here?
[21.03.2015 16:09:31] LNS-Santisima.Trinidad: Cpt. Pablo: Report me in the neural net
[21.03.2015 16:09:34] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: You want us to murder them?
[21.03.2015 16:10:28] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: Alright dont get ahead of yourselfes...
[21.03.2015 16:10:40] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: We can settle this like gentelman...
[21.03.2015 16:14:11] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: As i said it could have also been his perverted girlfriend or something...
[21.03.2015 16:14:23] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: Not an actual slave...
[21.03.2015 16:16:54] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: Hold it
[21.03.2015 16:17:49] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: And to think that i was trying to defend one of you two...
[21.03.2015 16:19:51] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: Hold it...for crying out loud...
[21.03.2015 16:20:04] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: I think this guys coms are broken...
[21.03.2015 16:20:31] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: Hold or il...
[21.03.2015 16:20:37] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: Open fire!
[21.03.2015 16:21:07] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: Meh...engaging...
[21.03.2015 16:22:08] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: God damit...i hate chasing someone!
[21.03.2015 16:22:34] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: I thought the Archangel Fighters Club is tough!
[21.03.2015 16:22:35] {AFC}-Mercurye[B]: Christo: Hey, mate, its been a blast.
[21.03.2015 16:22:41] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: hey man
[21.03.2015 16:22:53] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: There you go
[21.03.2015 16:22:56] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: God damit...next time im in range im blowing u
[21.03.2015 16:23:02] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: up
[21.03.2015 16:23:05] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: hehee
[21.03.2015 16:24:06] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: For the love of Sunbucks...
[21.03.2015 16:24:21] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: I hate runners!
[21.03.2015 16:24:45] {AFC}-Mercurye[B]: Christo: but I love riding!
[21.03.2015 16:25:00] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: And i love shooting!
[21.03.2015 16:25:11] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: Get over here so i can give you a ticket!
[21.03.2015 16:25:22] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: *rages in the cokpit*
[21.03.2015 16:28:15] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: I give up!
[21.03.2015 16:28:25] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: Wait...i wont shoot!
[21.03.2015 16:28:50] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: Im just here...for the slaves...
[21.03.2015 16:28:57] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: Damit...
[21.03.2015 16:29:35] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: I wont make you pay for god sakes...just dont tell anyone...and hand them over!
[21.03.2015 16:29:55] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: Damit...
[21.03.2015 16:29:56] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: *chuckles*
[21.03.2015 16:30:08] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: What are you chuckling at!
[21.03.2015 16:30:36] {AFC}-Chopper[P]: 8laughs*
[21.03.2015 16:30:43] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: *scans the ship*
[21.03.2015 16:30:51] LPI-John.Maverick[RO]: Er...forget about this incident...
[21.03.2015 16:30:56] {AFC}-Mercurye[B]: Christo: For what it is worth, mate, they really do work for me.
[21.03.2015 16:32:24] LH~Buffalo.Interruptor: If you give me the location of the LPI- I'll pay in credits.

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