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SUBMITTER:Major Einar Harkonnen, Rheinland Military. RECIPIENT:Rheinland Military Patrol Database SUBJECT:Action report 03. 28.
Major Harkonnen reporting.
I conducted a brief patrol of the Omegas with Fähnrich Sven Rainer and Vizeadmiral Putzkammer.
The following encounters are to be reported:
1) A communist peasant from the notorious LWB terrorist organization flying under the alias "Kostliche Bananen" engaged our patrol alongside a foreign sellsword named "Sexy Pancakes." Not only were they acting under their misguided, selfish agenda, both pilots were extremely perverted, as suggested by their obscene aliases. At that point, I was alone, with "help" from a Bounty Hunter, James Callahan who was obviously after money, rather than the preservation of Rheinland values, we took out the peasant and made the merc run back to his rock deep inside the nebula.
2) A smuggler, named "Sirukh" refused to comply with my orders to hold for an inspection. After several warnings and a warning salvo, I took him out. He was carrying Gaian wildlife, the reason for his execution was refusal to comply with Rheinwehr orders. The animals were also held in a cramped compartment with little oxygen, I decided to put them out of their misery as well.
3) HiTech Redneck, a luxury liner was carrying stolen Apfelstrudel. That alone would not have been a problem as per orders, but he repeatedly insulted us and refused to forward an apology. Upon being ordered to behave, he kept badmouthing us and holding up our patrol with his insolence, so Vizeadmiral Putzkammer took him out. I would like to commend Vizeadmiral Putzkammer on this measure, I also recommend amending the legal code with capital punishment being allowed for employment whenever someone insults the defenders of our glorious Vaterland.
4) Ventras, another vessel carrying Gaian wildlife attempted evading our patrol. After a brief pursuit, we caught him in Omega-7 (having flown in from Omega-3). He was ordered to pay a sum of 100 000 credits for resisting explicit orders to submit for a scan, which he did, so we let him go.
Something was also going on with Vizeadmiral Putzkammer allowing a Bretonian diplomatic team into Stuttgart. While I have no influence over the orders of a superior officer, I would like to report the fact that heavily armed attack vessels were let into Rheinland instead of unarmed diplomatic ships, which I consider a breach of our security code. Please take appropriate measures so that something like this does not happen again, as the Bretonian warships pose a significant threat, and foreigners such as them never are to be trusted.
That is all.
Long live our Vaterland!
Signed,
Major Einar Harkonnen,
44th Kriegsmarine Division,
Rheinwehr Hauptflotte
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