That awkward post-docking talk.

[McDoogan]

Me: "You know how you docked with me last night?"

Her: "Yeah, I didn't even know you could DO those things with a Docking Module!"

Me: "Right... we have to talk."

Her: "Oh?"

Me: "Well, it's just that... every time I leave port I get this little green thing that pops up."

Her: "Green thing? I don't like the sounds of this."

Me: "It's just, I get the feeling you're still docked with me even though you're obviously not. I think you gave me rust and I'm going to the Shipyard to get checked out. So I gotta ask, how many OTHER ships have you docked with recently?"

Her: "I swear it's only been you! ...and that other one about a month ago... but that was before we really met."

Me: Well that other ship must have been a rustbucket because I've only let YOU dock with me and look what's happened. All I'm saying is... I'm not deactivating my shield from now on. I hope you understand."

Her: "Okay so, it might have been a a little rusty... but it said i would be totally safe!"

Me: "Honey, I love you, but you gotta promise me you'll only dock with me from now on..... AFTER you cover yourself in nanobots... twice a day... for the next week."

Her: "Okay okay... I'll only dock with you from now on. Promise."

Me: I'm sorry if I was a jerk there but I gotta put my landing gear down when it comes to docking procedures."



//seriously devs, can you fix the docking modules bugs?