I have always enjoyed Corsair humor and do understand a man's craving for booze.
If it is a time and place to talk and rum that you want, allow me to raise your expectations further for you.
I am inviting you over to our little establishment to conduct discussions and for you to see yourself with your own eyes what we are willing to offer you in business. You will have plenty of drink to choose from, mind you, as well as other entertainment while on your visit if you choose.
Let me know if you would like to be picked up and brought over or if you prefer to come along yourself. Bring whoever you want with you if it makes you feel safer or with company as well.
We will hot-wire exact co-ordinates upon your agreement to accept our invitation.
Hopefully I will see you soon.