SOURCE: Rheinwehr Central Command, New Berlin
ENCRYPTION: Medium, port RM-ASD-F-G-8
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SUBMITTER: Major Marita Odinsdottir, Rheinwehr Haupt(?)flotte
RECIPIENT: Patrol Report Database
SUBJECT: Training
Major Marita Odinsdotter reporting.
I met some of the useless recruits the Rheinwehr is filling itself with and we conducted some very important exercise, much needed for maggots not even able to tie their shoelaces properly.
1) Navigation exercise.
The recruits flew complex patterns through the metal bars of Oder shipyard while I was shooting at them.
2) Precision exercise.
The recruits flew circles around the icy moon of Berlin while they were carefully maneuvering not to crash into the atmosphere.
3) Hazardous environmental exercise.
The recruits then flew close to the irradiated star of Omega-11 while yelling messages indicating their courage.
These "soldiers" desperately need training or they will all die. I don't want the wrecks of our Rheinwehr to litter the skies of the Omegas while triumphant Hessians toast near the corpses of our pilots.