To : Lane Hackers | From: Infernis

[Roland Marquis]

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My oh my, where to start?

Shall I begin with the fact that you are quite literally a nobody, someone less that nobody, someone whose impact on the universe is as fleeting as a speck of dust hurling through the unknown? No, not a good place to start. A good avenue to begin with but not as important.

Perhaps that your self-aggrandisement is so impressive, almost herculean in its narcissism that you consider yourself a threat? That you wouldn't see that our organisation sees you as nothing more than a minor nuisance that is swatted aside with minimal, practically subconscious effort? Yes, I think I'm getting on the right track but I'll need to drive the point across slightly better.

Your insulting offer is such a pathetic attempt at saving your worthless hide that certainly the angle that you were working with was that we would take such pity upon you that we would let you simply be, like you would take pity on a mange covered mutt hobbling around on three legs. However, when someone thinks they can insult our vastly superior intelligence it usually ends up as quite an embarrassment for those who try. You stand to gain everything from this arrangement and we gain what? Some whelp born of an uncouth, likely inbred, organisation of simpletons who can't even bring together a coherent front, will not shoot at us. My, when you put it that way, we must be fools not to accept!

In case your pea sized brain cannot comprehend the words I've spoken - I know quite a few had many syllables and are not exactly in the average troglodyte's vocabulary - you offer us nothing and stand to gain everything.

I will allow you a saving grace. If by some cosmic accident you can prove useful, that you are anything more than an insignificant also-ran, that by some miracle you provide us with some sort of benefit to this agreement, only then will we begin to consider your proposal. And to be frank, even then you're unlikely to be anything more than a funny anecdote as we brunch on foie gras and merlot.

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