A giant donut on legs (st)rolls into Myers office, in amidst glancing stares that tried to pierce his tough exterior. Although this fella had a heart of jelly, he was a tough cookie alright.
"TEN HUT" He screams as he wobbles past the chief's door frame, and snaps to attention at the sound of his own commanding (and loud) voice.
Myers drops his cigarette as his mouth falls open in astonishment at this fat loud lout of a man.
"POLICE OFFICER CADET McMANUS REPORTING FOR DUTY SAH!" he screamed idly. Myers' forehead frowns delicately. "What .. Who? Who are you? What are you doing here?", said Myers.
Myers eyebrows go up in even more astonishment. He splutters, "uh ... " whilst idly waving his left hand. Cadet McManus, eager to get going, dumped a wad of sticky paper on Myers desk, screams wobbingly, "ABOUTFACE!" QUICK MARCH! ON THE DOUBLE!" and charges out the door, the piercing glances of other Policemen and women following his thick hide out the front doors with both consternation and relief.
Myers slaps his forehead with a meaty hand and sighs. "Where did he come from?!?" He suddenly thinks a nasty thought and calls one of his secretaries. "Natasha, make sure ANY vehicle piloted by a "Cadet McManus", has a vocal dampner program attached to his Neural Net interface. Have that program follow McManus around on all his Net profiles. We don't want him causing any accidents."
Myers sighs as he looks at the sticky wad of paper on his desk. He picks up and reads.
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Name: McManus
Age: about 33(ish)
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 637 pounds, give or take a few hundred.
Previous Jobs: ex-sargent in the Ground Forces of Manhattan. Army, Sector 345, Social Security number #466572945-ALPHA-TANGO-TANGO-ALPHA-BETA-OSCAR-YANKEE
Qualifications: Reached Sargent rank in the ground force army.
Brief Biography: Grew up. My daddy was a sargent. His daddy was a sargent. His daddies daddy was a sargent. I want to be something different, something that will make a difference in this world. I saw a kitty kat got run over one day by a loon with no headlight. It was horrifying!
Reasons for Joining: To stop the spread of malicious loons running around with broken headlights and taillights. It's a plague upon humanity! It's a travesty! Something must be done by someone, and that someone is me!
Sovereign Wrote:Seek fun and you shall find it. Seek stuff to Q_Q about and you'll find that, too. I choose to have fun.
