- Where was your last place of employment? What experience do you have? By jove! The last real employment I had was during my flying days. When I was just a lad I dreamed of streaking across the sky and claiming huns and pirates on my hull! And by god, did I! I was a proper leftenant, you see, but the pay was at the time a little poor and of course we already had George, and Margie had Rodney and Lewis on the way, so I went into business with myself and a few old chaps from the flying service. I've been hauling on my own ever since! Why, the sheer decades of hauling I have under my belt!
- To what division are you applying? Shipping Combine
- Why are you interested in working for Border World Exports? Why it's been quite the riot being in business for myself, but with the arrival of those blasted Gauls and that unsavory business I figure it's high-time to start hauling under the Queen's proper flag!
- You happen across a Gateway convoy that is under attack by Red Hessians. What do you do and why? Well as much as I'd love to see those disrespectful plum ruffians floating high and dry, Hessians are enemies of Her Majesty!
- You encounter a corporate trader of Gallic origin. It croaks mockingly at you. What do you do and why? I laugh at the old sport. He can croak all he wants, he lost the battle when he was born a filthy Gaul.
- How do you feel about Glaswegian badgers? MARGARET! CALL THE EXTERMINATOR! WE'VE GOT SCOTS IN THE HOUSE.
- Were you referred to Bowex by a Bowex) or BMM- employee? Not at all!
