Hacked!?

[BaconSoda]

Greetings, most esteemed Lane Hackers. Your expertise in investigation is most renowned throughout Sirius. The Phantom Empire now finds itself in need of this expertise.

Of course, what we have to offer should be much more appealing. Your price is yours to decide. Goods, money, these mean very little to us. You may have them. We may offer services, to an extent, as well. I hope this is reasonable enough.

We require two things. We are not as omniscient as we lead the authorities to believe. However, you are probably already aware of this. This makes our first request information on a trio of individuals.

The first individual is named Luxuria. Her "Maiden Name", so to speak, is Georgia Brown. Her favorite words are terms of endearment and she is quite promiscuous. Her token ship is a GMG Fighter of illegitimate registration.

The second individual is a man known as Gloom. He is very morose, as it is theorized that he is incapable of emotion at this point. His ship is a Rheinland Bomber, again, of illegitimate registration.

The most important of these targets is a woman known as Dark Blossom. She is, again, very morose. Her ships are a Golden Chrysanthemum Bomber and a Sabre. The registration on these ships is unknown.

Our second request would be one of technology. Again, Hacker expertise is renowned throughout Sirius, and technical expertise carries through all fields. What we would like is access to weapons at Fort Lenix. Again, we may offer you money, goods, or, depending on request, services for this.

I hope this seems reasonable.

~Spectre Pitchfork

Transmission Closed.

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.