To the fine Gentlemen (and Gentlewomen) of her Majesty's Government.
I accept the decision of her Majesties Bretonian Police Authority, and concur. Me lovely pub must now go fer it is indeed in violation of the Laws.
Perhaps 'twas the excess of Junkers Joy that oi consumed, or 'twas the failure of me Lawyer who overlooked the special requirements. But oi canna' blame oither as 'twas meself who embarked upon such a venture.
So, in compliance oi will dismantle me pub, remove th' doilies from th'tables, sack me staff and hock off me chattels.
However, I would ask fer a temporary reprieve - a stay of execution as oi would like to submit th' paperwork fer a new pub, one that the BPA finds satisfactory. That way oi can keep me staff, loyal Bretonians all, be able to transfer me goods and chattels to the new abode and all will be well.
Oi have sacked me lawyer so if oi could possibly have a stay of execution of the 72 hours afore eviction to enable me to submit the proper forms, that would be much appreciated. I asks fer a time extension only until me application is approved or nay, and if approved time t'build me new Pub and transfer me paltry belongings.
To expedite matters oi will submit th' paperwork shortly, as ye deliberate on t'ings regarding a stay.
