To her Majesties Government Representatives, The Bretonian Police Authority.
I would like to rebuild me Pub, as the present one is marked fer destruction, but according to th' rules and regulations that are pertinent .
Firstly, I am a Junker, born a Dubliner, brought up on Trafalgar as a wee bairn.
Th' name will be Dublin Miners Pub
Th' Pub will be primarily fer miners particularly the smaller operators and will act as a transfer station, a safe haven fer the miners to rest up, maintenance of ships and an opportunity to sell as much Junkers Joy Gold Ore as possible.
Oi seek to establish the new Dublin Miners Pub no closer to the mine field than the required 10k. T'will be approximately 11k from the London Jump hole, directly above the field, (Allowing safe, expedient access and egress to t'h base y'see?).
Apart from officially recognised Bretonian law enforcement agencies: including the BAF|, BIS| and BPA, only approved mining ships and non-hostile transports will have permission to dock. You have my word on that.
Oi wish t'inform you that a deposit of 50,000,000 SC has been deposited in QCG|HMS-Majesty.
So, as there is a pressing matter, of salvaging me doilies, shillelagh collection, keeping me highly trained staff etc before the dreaded deadline, could you possible make this a high priority?
