I would like to start from stating that it is by no means your fault that you have been used by your leaders as an unaware tool to mock me. I have no doubts that you are a capable woman and believe me when I say that I would personally prefer to spend a whole day with you instead of two mere seconds with that barking harlot spitting venom Gunda Riehl.
I might have not been clear enough when I requested the meeting or your leaders failed to realize that I AM The Lane Hackers. If I am coming to you personally it means I want to meet The Unioners. Despite your genuine intentions, Ms Zelinsky, you have not been here during last two years of forming our verbally painful alliance. I am fully aware that within your leadership I am called a presumptuous cold hearted b****. But I do not plan any changes in The Professorship in a near future. If you want to deal with The Lane Hackers you will have to deal primarily with me.
Despite our initial expectations your volatile Arbeitsdirektorate, excluding short collapse last September, proved to be against all odds a stable construct. If I want to deal with The Unioners I will have to deal with your current leaders, Ms Zelinsky. None of us is going to go away in a foreseeable future. The ongoing verbal warfare between us is going to stop this evening, one way or another.
This is my last-ditch effort to do a complete reset of our personal relationship and to normalize our relations in the true spirit of an alliance. If I arrive at the provided location and time and will not meet either charming Armin Jansen, handsome Solomon Weiss, obnoxious Gunda Riehl or someone of equal background knowledge and importance in the Arbeitsdirektorate, I will consider this a final mockery and a clear answer to my genuine intention of doing a complete reset and fixing things.
And I think of all the people you should send Ms Riehl. According to my knowledge, she is most fervent in her hatred towards the Lane Hackers. If we do not manage to breach the divide between us, then I doubt anything else will matter.