Tales from a Gaijin(open to all)

[Shamus 2.0]

Sometimes I wonder who my enemies and friends really are.

With that, Shamus brought himself out of standby mode and explored Mr. Mcullah's previous entries out of nothing more than simple curiosity.

Some of them made him want to smile. Some of them made him want to facepalm, but Shamus these days is just a collection of binary code and lacks a mouth to smile with, or a face to palm, and quite honestly...a palm to palm the face he doesn't have, with.

Don't Judge!

Shamus squints an evil eye that he doesn't have at the readers, makes a concerted effort to ignore all of their collective prejudices, and reaches out through the neural-net to send Captain Flynt a message:

"Dear Mr. Flynt: Find your way to the Baffin system and dock at a place named 'Shasta.' Once within docking range, make sure to turn off your ships virus scanners, then purchase a shipment of pineal amulets and buy yourself a pint or few."

"You can trust me...I'm the voice of your, ummm...sub-conscience...Yeah, sub-conscious."

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