Carrier ID: Pepe "El Comisario" Ladron | Carrier: Corsair secret routine| Description: Mucho nice scout report
Coalition carrier Alvin katz in Omega-47
Hola senores Elders and other hermanos. *nods*
Gracias for giving me this most important reconnaissance assignment, so you can fiesta all night. It was very mucho funny. *long-face*
However, thanks to my deepest wisdom, I managed to find Coalition carrier Tempest class capital ship, name Alvin Katz. Telling me it's somewhere at D3 quadrant also helped a lot. It's a moon there, orbiting volcanic planet Tangier. And Alvin Katz is orbiting the moon. Simple as that. But... There is a small surprise as well. Stay tuned, oh glorious Elders.
And now... El Report. There: *loading report up*
Me waiting for Fes docking clearance. Looking through el window, seems there was a fiesta at el bridge. It took a couple of hours to notice my docking request.
Short mission briefing in the corner of Fes's bridge. Fiesta was still on, so I missed that part about staying out of range from carrier's anti-snub guns.
That's enemy carrier. It's really orbiting Khemmiset moon. Don't eat my Nutella por favor, while I am on this exciting mission.
Si, si. That's enemy carrier. Name is Alvin Katz. Tempest class... *yawns* And... oh, caramba! Is it shooting on us? Looks like... not?
That's the bridge of mighty enemy carrier. Low activity... Look, there is some hombre with funny moustaches sleeping at el bridge. Also, cannons are missing. Empty hardpoints...
More empty hardpoints... My Carabineros tried to provoke some defence fire, but carrier remained silent. Where are all the guns from Alvin Katz? Hmm?
That would be all for my report showing my top bravery, gracias. Don't let me find my Nutella stash empty at Fes... *nods, while pressing a button with his hairy macho hand to end comm. Button cracked with big proud of being Ladron's button*
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