I recently undertook a mission of critical importance to our efforts to reclaim the Fu Manchu from the hands of the Unioners. With the help of a sympathetic underworld contact, I was able to lure LSF Agent Aaron Sommers to Planet Pittsburgh in the hopes of finding me. Instead, I found him. After a fairly brutal interrogation, I obtained his access codes to the LSF secure communications channel. Under the guise of being Agent Sommers I contracted a professor at Cambridge to do a comparative analysis of the KKS-Sirene and the Fu Manchu. That report is attached here for a more detailed reading.
In short, there is a 1 in 750,000,000 chance that the KKS-Sirene is NOT the Fu Manchu. This should greatly strengthen our bargaining position in our efforts to reclaim the Fu Manchu.
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