To the Junker Congress // from the BAF Admiral J. Redmond

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From: Admiral John Redmond

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Hello representatives of the Junker Congress,

I won’t bother mincing words, I know it isn't your thing. I am also feeling very full right now, so I think I am going to have a lay down after this.

John was in the midst of several empty bottles of Guinness, brewed on New London as it always has been. It was clear they had been consumed by the Admiral himself

Look, my request is very simple. Bretonia has some shipyards, which is great and all, but they are very busy making Bretonian ships, very good ships, yes.

Now this leaves us with some issues you see, with our shipyards making everything for us, all the other poor sods who need ships are in a lot of bother. Now, you can build ships of a sort yes? Now no offense but I wouldn't put any of my men in the things you make, but there are some lovely chaps on Exeter who could use the type of ships you make, what with all the extra cargo for uh, supplies. They are trying to be self-sufficient you see, and its terribly dangerous down there now with you know, those communist bastards doing their best impression of their evil selves.

John was beginning to waffle, clearly not at his sharpest.

In short, I would like some of your ships, gunboats, snubs, even transports for our friends in Exeter, no questions asked.

As you know, the BAF controls all the military salvage in Bretonia, and I can let you in on some of it as payment, starting with the least important and technologically useless Corsair scrap, sound good? They have some junk outside New London you can take a look at with my permission. There are countless snub craft to tow away as well. I could not give a monkeys about this rubbish and you can get your trout into that troth, providing you come up with equivalent value of ships delivered, deal?

Regards,

Admiral John Redmond, Oversector Outer Commander
Dreadnought Venerable
Bretonian Armed Forces

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