Instead of locking the thread, how about if I just post some?
That usually kills off most threads.
Don't worry, I know how you feel....
Just so the spamming can begin, though:
[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.